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Funny quotes. "In my defense let me say, I thought the lady police was a prostitute." Homer Simpson.
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Sounds like something bill clinton would say
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There are many more. This place could use some humor tonight.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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go to the 0:28 mark or so. Perhaps not a quote, but close enough for me:
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Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni) member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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“Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.” ― Charles Bukowski
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On wolf culling controversy:
"We can't just let Nature run wild"
Wally Hickle, Alaska Gov. (He was right , too!).
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." Groucho Marx "Any woman who would have me isn't good enough for me." Me
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Way back when, I was on USFS trail crew, 10 days out , 4 days off. First night back in camp, we asked Brian how his date with a divorcee over the weekend went. What sticks in mind was: "She said her ex was a pervert, and he really must have been. At least she wouldn't do anything strange with me!" It was a good 4 hours before anyone of us 4 could meet anyone else's eye without all of us breaking up again.
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better laugh while we can, cause if we dont get trump re-elected and take back control of the House, there's not going to BE a USA in 5 years. We'll have 50 million more illegals by then, and it will collapse our economy.
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The two quotes that respectively define and guide my life. "I love mankind, it's people I can't stand." - Linus Van Pelt "There is no problem so big or so complicated that it won't go away if ignored long enough". - Charles Brown
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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"What, me worry?" Alfred E Neuman. Photo from Anchorage Daily News calendar)
There are 2 levels there, boys.....
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God gave us two eyes, two ears and only one mouth for a reason.
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"No good deed goes unpunished."
I don't know who said it, but it seems to hold true.
On wolf culling controversy:
"We can't just let Nature run wild"
Wally Hickle, Alaska Gov. (He was right , too!).
Another famous Alaskan quote.....On L-48 eco-nazis protesting oil drilling and energy development:
"Let the bastards freeze in the dark."
Joe Vogler- Founder, Alaska Independence Party (echoes my sentiments exactly)
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If you were my husband, I'd poision your drink.......... Sir Winston: Madame, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet -General James Mattis United States Marine Corps Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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Sir Winston: "Madam, in the morning, I will be sober, but you will still be ugly!"
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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"No good deed goes unpunished."
I don't know who said it, but it seems to hold true.
On wolf culling controversy:
"We can't just let Nature run wild"
Wally Hickle, Alaska Gov. (He was right , too!).
Another famous Alaskan quote.....On L-48 eco-nazis protesting oil drilling and energy development:
"Let the bastards freeze in the dark."
Joe Vogler- Founder, Alaska Independence Party (echoes my sentiments exactly)
Joe was murdered....
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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“It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.” ― Ronald Reagan
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Ronald Reagan
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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