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It's that time again. What are you guys getting your wife for Xmas?

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Nothing beats a new rifle!

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Fugging vacum cleaner....
She can ride that fugga if her broom takes a schitt for all I care.

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Or pistol!

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A new deer rifle and scope!



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I'd ask a bunch of guys that don't know your wife, or what she likes, or another other thing about her, what to get her for Christmas...


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I think mine wants me to have a new boat, so I'm moving in that direction. At least that's what I'm telling myself.


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Inversion table , tits look great !
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A head to toe set of Minus 33 Merino Wool. (balaclava, top, bottoms, socks)

And a custom built stained glass table lamp.


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We don't give each other presents anymore, but the dog just bought her one of them Weather Tech Cup Phone thingies.


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There was a story that made the rounds here quite a few years ago about the fellow who gave his wife a boob job for Christmas. They were divorced by the next time Christmas rolled around.

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Originally Posted by Kenneth66
Inversion table , tits look great !
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It's nice to see one guy not thinking about his own gratification.


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Originally Posted by JamesJr
There was a story that made the rounds here quite a few years ago about the fellow who gave his wife a boob job for Christmas. They were divorced by the next time Christmas rolled around.


Everyone I know that went this route ended the same way.

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Originally Posted by yeselk
It's that time again. What are you guys getting your wife for Xmas?

This year, nothing. We decided after last Christmas, that we had enough stuff. This year we will spend it, just the two of us. No kids or grandkids. Just us.


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Inversion table , tits look great !
Kenneth

It's nice to see one guy not thinking about his own gratification.




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Originally Posted by JamesJr
There was a story that made the rounds here quite a few years ago about the fellow who gave his wife a boob job for Christmas. They were divorced by the next time Christmas rolled around.


I think an inversion table is cheaper than a boob job.

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A mattress.


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Originally Posted by StoneCutter
We don't give each other presents anymore, but the dog just bought her one of them Weather Tech Cup Phone thingies.

I been leaning toward those.

We don't give each other stuff any more either, but she ends up wrapping 2 or 3 things and hands me 'presents' too while doling out the kids' gifts.

So I better have something.

She's been been doing the magnet thingy stuck to the ac vent for her phone. Weathertech might fit the ticket.

Gonna get one for my old man too aka Mr Magoo. He's ditch to ditch looking for his phone while it's ringing in the car.

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Down coat, block of knives, piece of fiestaware, perfume. We bought a Roomba on Black Friday. She said she wanted one, I said I was not going to be the guy who buys his wife a vacuum for Christmas. She loves the Roomba, frankly it does a great job and I'm glad we have it. The dogs seem intrigued by it. Very.


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