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My father in law used to do their own hams up here on the hill. The smoke house and ham boxes are still in there. Along with about 25 broken vacuum cleaners and junk. I've said before the wife raised hogs and tobacco as a girl, they're simple folks, and have settled for these clifties seemingly ok.
I got a Broadbent's a couple years back but for 3x the money, the assembly-line clifty was not enough difference to tell/taste.
Some of the classy hamery ops I've checked on have a waiting list or always have sold out when I am in the ham thought of mind. I'd sure like to get one from an outfit over on the Cumb plateau, can't recall the name but have heard a lot of crowing about their craft from a couple of people that got one.
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My father in law used to do their own hams up here on the hill. The smoke house and ham boxes are still in there. Along with about 25 broken vacuum cleaners and junk. I've said before the wife raised hogs and tobacco as a girl, they're simple folks, and have settled for these clifties seemingly ok.
I got a Broadbent's a couple years back but for 3x the money, the assembly-line clifty was not enough difference to tell/taste.
Some of the classy hamery ops I've checked on have a waiting list or always have sold out when I am in the ham thought of mind. I'd sure like to get one from an outfit over on the Cumb plateau, can't recall the name but have heard a lot of crowing about their craft from a couple of people that got one.
I hope you been feeding renegade as well.. guys like him will survive on cigs and monsters when the wife leaves for a few days..
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Haha I always try to get him to stay for a meal or come out, (20 mile drive). I can talk him into a weber charred burger once in a while. He doesn't like my wife, she's kind of a snake. Subject of long discussions... All smiles and then the knife and fangs come out.
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Haha I always try to get him to stay for a meal or come out, (20 mile drive). I can talk him into a weber charred burger once in a while. He doesn't like my wife, she's kind of a snake. Subject of long discussions... All smiles and then the knife and fangs come out. My Khan/Wife is the same way. She has destroyed friendships of mine in the past. I wont let it ever happen again and it kills her I wont tolerate it ever again. Subject of long discussions.
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My father in law used to do their own hams up here on the hill. The smoke house and ham boxes are still in there. Along with about 25 broken vacuum cleaners and junk. I've said before the wife raised hogs and tobacco as a girl, they're simple folks, and have settled for these clifties seemingly ok.
I got a Broadbent's a couple years back but for 3x the money, the assembly-line clifty was not enough difference to tell/taste.
Some of the classy hamery ops I've checked on have a waiting list or always have sold out when I am in the ham thought of mind. I'd sure like to get one from an outfit over on the Cumb plateau, can't recall the name but have heard a lot of crowing about their craft from a couple of people that got one.
I hope you been feeding renegade as well.. guys like him will survive on cigs and monsters when the wife leaves for a few days.. Dude. I eat well. No more child driven menus in my life. LOL!!! I eat once a day basically. Feed bag type of thing. It aint pretty......... Hahaha!!!
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Had to go to the googler. Guess I’ve not had country ham.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
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No cracker barrel in Nannook?
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Nope. But I was in one once when visiting MIL in Cincy.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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I stayed at a motel 6 last night.
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I stayed at a motel 6 last night. Wife kick you out again....lol
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I stayed at a motel 6 last night. Wife kick you out again....lol Went to see my girlfriend. She is 18 just graduated high school, finished up her 1st semester of college at Vanderbilt. Had ta hide my fuzzy slippers at the house Khan/wifes buck niqqer boyfriend has a foot odor problem. Fugged up smelling slippers irritate the schitt outta me. LOL!!!!
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I stayed at a motel 6 last night. Wife kick you out again....lol Went to see my girlfriend. Had ta hide my fuzzy slippers at the house Her buck niqqer boyfriend has a foot oder problem. LOL.........them Black bucks have an odor problem that goes beyond the foot.
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I stayed at a motel 6 last night. Wife kick you out again....lol Went to see my girlfriend. Had ta hide my fuzzy slippers at the house Her buck niqqer boyfriend has a foot oder problem. LOL.........them Black bucks have an odor problem that goes beyond the foot. Gawd james .... You know I'm always tweeking and refining my post . Give it a few before ya quote me man!!! LOL!!!
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I stayed at a motel 6 last night. Wife kick you out again....lol Went to see my girlfriend. Had ta hide my fuzzy slippers at the house Her buck niqqer boyfriend has a foot oder problem. LOL.........them Black bucks have an odor problem that goes beyond the foot. Gawd james .... You know I'm always tweeking and refining my post . Give it a few before ya quote me man!!! LOL!!! I'm still laughing.
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Never had a country ham.
I guess they ship them all over hell though.......might have to try one someday.
There is a fancy place over west that makes hams. Helena Valley Ham. Damn thing costs more than a radiator for your feed pickup.
Tried one and couldn't see where the extra money went.
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Country ham 16 lbs just right 2nd we've gotten this fall. Nothing fancy or 'boutiquish', clifty farms brand from Paris, Tn. I always get the mkt to slice it about 3/16-to-1/4" for me. Leave the hocks knobbed for beans bout twice a week is all I can tolerate, tad salty for my preference. The wife, ia unnaffected by the salt content, must the gene for it. Her blood pressure runs 90/60 even after a slab of this ham. lol I'll scrape the marrow and saw chaff and vacuum seal about 3 slices per bag. This is what she wanted for birthday(today), a ham- easy enough I suppose. Get the catsheads ready. Mouth is watering! We boil chunks of the meat and the ham bone and add big dried Lima beans, some onion, garlic to taste, and a dash of cumin. Have it with hot cornbread with big gobs of butter.
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Never had a country ham.
I guess they ship them all over hell though.......might have to try one someday.
There is a fancy place over west that makes hams. Helena Valley Ham. Damn thing costs more than a radiator for your feed pickup.
Tried one and couldn't see where the extra money went. Just get a can of spam. Soak it in some of that liquid smoke flavoring for a day Get a grinder of that sea salt ( going fancy here) Cover the entire thing with it. Let it dry for a day. Scrape salt crust off. Enjoy.......... Slight Ham taste with dominant salt flavor and a hint of smoke. Just like the real McCoy..... Lol!!!
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Benton Hams over in E Tn has the best country ham Ive tried. Bacon is killer too.
Theyll ship one out here but the S&H is as much as the damn ham!
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Awwwww. Man ... Where is the pic you sent me with the bone and marrow and gawd knows what else. That you scrape off the slices from bubba the butchers band saw blade that aint been cleaned in a month let alone if ever???? Pics or it didnt happen. Lol!!! Show em that special coating stuff if they dont scrape the slices man!!!! Do it as a public health service message. Lol!!! just getting started Here's the first few swipes of 'Indian Butter'. I'll save it for you. Barfffffffffff..... See what ya all are eating if ya dont clean off sliced schitt nationwide. Remember this the next you are chit chatting with Scully the butcher about getting that special cut and he goes into the backroom to do it...... Gives it to ya all nice and neat packaged after weighing and pricing it for ya!!! Yummmy......... Sheeeit....Looks like the dried up puzzy goop D'Andre gots under his finger nails while making pizzas at CiCi's
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