Must be an epidemic. Just today I was in an inservice with a new teacher from another school, first year here, been here since August. Hired from up north, 23 years old.
So I asked how she was adjusting to life away from family, she said she was going crazy with loneliness, not knowing anyone, working long hours coming home to an empty apartment. She said I was the first one to ask her about this. Said the bar scene no longer appealed to her.
Soooo.... I’m prob’ly gonna try and show her around, get her started on breaking ice here in San Antone, she said she would be grateful. No idea if this is gonna work.
Starting to feel like Roger 🙂
Birdie, You're in Texas. Good Stetsons and boots probably grow on trees down there. Buy a set and seal the deal.
He better buy a bed first.
Does the bed of your pickup count?
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
Must be an epidemic. Just today I was in an inservice with a new teacher from another school, first year here, been here since August. Hired from up north, 23 years old.
So I asked how she was adjusting to life away from family, she said she was going crazy with loneliness, not knowing anyone, working long hours coming home to an empty apartment. She said I was the first one to ask her about this. Said the bar scene no longer appealed to her.
Soooo.... I’m prob’ly gonna try and show her around, get her started on breaking ice here in San Antone, she said she would be grateful. No idea if this is gonna work.
Starting to feel like Roger 🙂
Birdie, You're in Texas. Good Stetsons and boots probably grow on trees down there. Buy a set and seal the deal.
He better buy a bed first.
What the hell B? I am sure she has a bed.
Hell, back in the day, I always let the girls take me home. They are a lot more fun when they are playing on the home field.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
Must be an epidemic. Just today I was in an inservice with a new teacher from another school, first year here, been here since August. Hired from up north, 23 years old.
So I asked how she was adjusting to life away from family, she said she was going crazy with loneliness, not knowing anyone, working long hours coming home to an empty apartment. She said I was the first one to ask her about this. Said the bar scene no longer appealed to her.
Soooo.... I’m prob’ly gonna try and show her around, get her started on breaking ice here in San Antone, she said she would be grateful. No idea if this is gonna work.
Starting to feel like Roger 🙂
Birdie, You're in Texas. Good Stetsons and boots probably grow on trees down there. Buy a set and seal the deal.
He better buy a bed first.
What the hell B? I am sure she has a bed.
Hell, back in the day, I always let the girls take me home. They are a lot more fun when they are playing on the home field.
Plus ya don’t gotta pick up your dirty laundry and stuff off of the floor first.
I figure it would play out like this.....
Girl invites BW into her little apartment.....
<sounds of heavy breathing, rustling clothes and bedsheets>
<sudden stillness, sound of contented snoring>
Young woman’s voice, sounding shocked......
“WHAT!!!! That’s IT?”
Ain’t no call-your-doctor-if-it-lasts-more-than-four-hours erections around these parts 🙂
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
Guess it was about four or five years back in the Walmart parking lot. I'd just gotten out of my truck to pick up some groceries when a fifty something woman walked up to me and told me she loved my beard. Well, I thanked her and then she told she would love to feel it between her legs. Told her that if I wasn't married it would have been a pleasure to oblige her, especially if she reciprocated the motion. I hated to disappoint her as she was a pretty good looking old gal. Paul B.
Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them. MOLON LABE
Me and Fireball. I even repelled 'em in my 20's. Some guys just don't make their little hearts go pitty-pat. When my wife proposed, I couldn't get to the courthouse quick enough.
Same here. With a face made for radio, it was a lot of work. Thankfully my wife dated a few pretty boys and saw the light. We really do look like beauty and a beast. At 60 she gets an occasional hits. She doesn't even know it's happening.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Must be an epidemic. Just today I was in an inservice with a new teacher from another school, first year here, been here since August. Hired from up north, 23 years old.
So I asked how she was adjusting to life away from family, she said she was going crazy with loneliness, not knowing anyone, working long hours coming home to an empty apartment. She said I was the first one to ask her about this. Said the bar scene no longer appealed to her.
Soooo.... I’m prob’ly gonna try and show her around, get her started on breaking ice here in San Antone, she said she would be grateful. No idea if this is gonna work.
Starting to feel like Roger 🙂
Birdie, You're in Texas. Good Stetsons and boots probably grow on trees down there. Buy a set and seal the deal.
He better buy a bed first.
Water heater too. Chicks like taking showers after getting railed.
Water heater too. Chicks like taking showers after getting railed.
I’m gonna have to start dating illegal immigrant chicks; they grew up bathing out of a bucket, and they don’t mind riding in the trunk.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
I went to town yesterday in my brand new cowboy hat, new boots, and a new jacket. Standing in the checkout line behind a pretty darned attractive, and well put together female, when she turns and starts chatting me up.
She tells me, "I am 66 years old, just came from Dr. BP is great, glucose is great, kidneys and liver are good. etc, etc"
I am just nodding and saying Yeah, That's nice, all the while. Heck, if she had kept her mouth shut, she could have easily passed for fifty.
She finished checking out and went out the door. I thought she was gone.
But after I went through the checkout, and proceeded to the doors with my cart, there she was, holding the door open. "Uh, uh, thankyou Ma'am."
Her hands were empty. She had obviously gone to her truck, unloaded her packages, and come back.
I went home and told Momma, I ain't dressing up for town anymore, unless she goes along to protect me.
Just my interesting anecdote for the day. Never underestate the power of a nice hat.
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