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I ain't never had no Amish pussy, but I had some Mennonite pussy that was damn good.

all pussy is the same wet and pink inside

Nope, I just love this country too much to sit back and keep my mouth shut while some people take advantage of it under the guise of religion. This country isn't perfect , none are. But it's damn close or atleast it used to be. And there's civic duties that every citizen is responsible for. America is the land of freedom. Sadly too many , especially the Amish have confused freedom with free ride. ....that's not how it's supposed to work, straw hat or not.

No it ain't. 😁

How hairy were those legs? Lol

slumlord has a fine Amish heater, too

I seen pics of it even.

Helps to keep Coop a loop warm.

Geno

Do they beleive in the Jesus????
Or just sky 6????

I dunno.
Dont matter.
They could worship a garden slug for all I care.
Just fugged up they get outta schit all legal and if any of us pulled the same thing.
The IRS and unca suga would hang ya in an instant.

1 standard for all
No exemptions...

If I pay for that ordained minister ad in the back of rolling stone magazine like they had years ago.

Cant I get outta my fugging tax check I gotta write this year.

LOL!!!!

I was drankin, and I wasn't there all that long, couldn't tell ya. 🤣

only problem I have with the Amish is there using our roads, came home last night at 1130pm and pasted 20 some buggies, some with lights on the back of the biggie but a lot without, I think they should have front and rear light and seat belts to boot

I just wanna do some peyote in the name of God. And have Amish pay for my high.

Fair is fair


They destroy all the fried chiggum at the Golddn Corral, they to get buy my religious dope

What's stoppin ya?

Go visit some guys in TX,

they'll get ya straightened out.

Or go further south for the ayahuasca. Lotsa folks doing that for the spiritual experience.

Geno

I know they love to scam tourists. Friend of the family farms produce here in MI. With tractors and sprayers and all the modern equipment. The Amish buy so much from him in Shipshewana and around Michigan that they paid for the refrigerated box truck he bought. Every Thur in the summer he takes a load packed to the gills around to the Amish for the sucker tourists to buy at the Amish markets on the weekends. I know another guy that his Dad drove bread truck. He said the Amish would buy all the day old artisan type bread take it out of the bag and wrap it in wax paper to sell at their stands.

Is it tax deductable ???
Lol!!!

Why not,

take a note pad, write a little item for the local news rag, call yourself an author, and use it as a research trip tax write off.

Envelopes and boxes....................gotta think outside them things.

Geno

PS, now you got me thinking, can I write up the trip to NZ to see Taylor and get that red stag hunt in while there? For a guy on a fixed income I oughta be able to knock down the tax liability a bit, eh?

Ask slumlord about Taylor Swift and NZ tax benny stuff.
Im not a fan like him.

Taylor looks a featherless female version of Big Bird from sesame street.

She has no soul.
Lizard illuminati type in a human skin from Antarctica I think.
Lives in those geothermal caves the Nazi,s fled too .


With her stupid cats.......


Lol!!!

Got a bunch of em not far from here. They are known to totally ignore posted signs and game laws and bag limits. Put on drives over properties they have permission to hunt or not and kill any deer that moves, regardless of antler restrictions, tags etc.... Also they underbid alot of "English" companies for construction work. Easy as they arent worried about child labor laws, workers comp insurance, minimum wages, proper PPE etc etc. As an example "English" workers need hard hats to comply with OSHA regs, but Jakeys straw hat is good enough! And dont get me started on the cash business and tax part!

That’s the long and short of it.

Sounds like they are just being American

We have Indians, a sovereign nation unto themselves.

Amish?........pffft. 😂

All about perspective, right?

"Check it, yo. So we was on our way home from th'clubs downtown and all twisted 'n shyt, decided to make a stop all quick-like at the bricks onnaway to you know, git a lil' sumptinsumptin fo late night an' whatnot. My boy comes out of the elevator after gitten' squared away from the south side doorstop uv the projects and walks right into six MF'ers wif'sawed offs, pistols Anna machete...."

"One time while at a unchaperoned cookout/bonfire type deal on the hill behind the Maynard place we had three Amish appear from the shadows. Talk about a horror show!"