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Had a vizsla years ago that did that, catalyst being the words "Dead dog!" Took about 3' to teach her that.
Her other best trick was terrifying the Latter Day Saints when they knocked on the door.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I know a guy who was a big Tennessee football fan. He trained his dog in a similar manner. He would ask the dog whether wanted to be an Alabama fan or a dead dog. The dog would immediately fall over and play dead.
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I worked with a person whose yellow lab would do that trick. He wouldn't just eat the bird? She would have retrieved the ‘dead’ dog. Key was the pointer finger and “bang”.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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I know a guy who was a big Tennessee football fan. He trained his dog in a similar manner. He would ask the dog whether wanted to be an Alabama fan or a dead dog. The dog would immediately fall over and play dead. Apparently new dogs are being taught old tricks! I knew a guy back in the '60's who had taught his dog the same trick. "Would you rather be Lyndon Johnson or a dead dog?" This is the best thread ever.
The biggest problem our country has is not systemic racism, it's systemic stupidity.
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This guy is the definition of badass!
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That gives me the hebbe-jebbes just watching it!
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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She is getting in the passenger side... looks like a good idea to me...
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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She is getting in the passenger side... looks like a good idea to me... Looks like a good reason to hold the door..
Make Gitmo Great Again!! Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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I know a guy who was a big Tennessee football fan. He trained his dog in a similar manner. He would ask the dog whether wanted to be an Alabama fan or a dead dog. The dog would immediately fall over and play dead. Apparently new dogs are being taught old tricks! I knew a guy back in the '60's who had taught his dog the same trick. "Would you rather be Lyndon Johnson or a dead dog?" This is the best thread ever. The version around here is, "Would you rather be married or dead?"
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I know a guy who was a big Tennessee football fan. He trained his dog in a similar manner. He would ask the dog whether wanted to be an Alabama fan or a dead dog. The dog would immediately fall over and play dead. Apparently new dogs are being taught old tricks! I knew a guy back in the '60's who had taught his dog the same trick. "Would you rather be Lyndon Johnson or a dead dog?" This is the best thread ever. The version around here is, "Would you rather be married or dead?" In college, we taught our roommates Border Collie the same trick but we would say "College girl" and the border collie would lay on her back and spread her legs.
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
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Ol Dave Thomas spent all those years looking for the beef and here it is right here.
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Shouldn't that say: This is NOT one of them?
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Shouldn't that say: This is NOT one of them? No, it shouldn’t not say that.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. --Winston Churchill
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Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
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Was in the ceiling of a police department once, fixing an electrical issue, and you would not believe the holes in those ceiling tiles. Seems like I counted 17 in all. Mentioned it to the captain when I got down, he looked a little sick, and said, “It happens when everyone has a gun in here.” I simply responded, “I don’t have any holes in my ceiling yet. How long does it take to get that experienced?” He was not amused. Surprised I got paid...
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Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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