After my 2nd wife, I don’t celebrate it. She was a stone cold bitsch a couple of VD and I said “enough”. If I haven’t treated her well enough the other 364 days of the year, one day won’t make a difference.
Plus, I refuse to pay the criminal markup on flowers. I will send them occasionally the rest of the year for no reason and it’s 1/3 the price.
In fact, I’ve noticed over the last 30-some years a particular phenomenon. Just for chitts and giggles I’ll send my woman a bouquet at work, or drop off some fancy dessert out of the blue. Every single time she’ll come home and say how jealous all the other women in the office were.
Then, without fail, a couple of days later, she’ll come home and tell me “so and so’s husband sent her flowers today” or something like that. What happens is that the women see that she got something, go home and bitsch at their husband that they don’t do something like that. It’s a hoot!!
Another opportunity for me to buy all the grandkids candy!
Then I show em the tooth the dentist jerked outta my jaw on the last visit.
It’s how I roll!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
Yep, 12 long stems set to be delivered tomorrow morning, dinner reservations at our favorite spot, like "hanco" said, seeing her smile still flat out makes me feel good.
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
Yep, 12 long stems set to be delivered tomorrow morning, dinner reservations at our favorite spot, like "hanco" said, seeing her smile still flat out makes me feel good.
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That woman is too good to me! It is the least I can do. I try to make her birthday special too!