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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: xarcher] #14585420 02/19/20
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There's a 1-10 scale of homeliness to hotness. Unfortunately there's also a crazy scale, also 1-10. They tend to align. If she's a 9 on the hotness scale, she's probably somewhere between 8 and 10 on the crazy scale. A solid 7/5 rating beats a 9/10 any day of the week. No matter how good she looks, there's probably a guy somewhere who's fed up with her drama!
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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: xarcher] #14585698 02/19/20
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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: xarcher] #14585797 02/19/20
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LOL, damn men, secret is to marry a hottie, then you'll always have one, but, the older we get, the hotter she gets, oh hell!


MOLON-LABE you commie vaginas!
Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: gunner500] #14585826 02/19/20
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Originally Posted by gunner500
LOL, damn men, secret is to marry a hottie, then you'll always have one, but, the older we get, the hotter she gets, oh hell!



laugh


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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: rockinbbar] #14585865 02/19/20
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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by gunner500
LOL, damn men, secret is to marry a hottie, then you'll always have one, but, the older we get, the hotter she gets, oh hell!



laugh


Sounds like you and me's paddling from the same boat Buddy! ; ]


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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: xarcher] #14585874 02/19/20
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Not really. My ex went from a solid 8-9 to a commanding 4-5 in no time. Personality went to 0. If you want a hottie next door decide how long you want to live there. I lived in one house 34 yrs. They do change. And so do we


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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: gunner500] #14585881 02/19/20
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Originally Posted by gunner500
LOL, damn men, secret is to marry a hottie, then you'll always have one, but, the older we get, the hotter she gets, oh hell!


What he said ^

I dated more than my share of hotties due to vocation. Lot of them crazy for sure


Ultimately married a hottie w her head screwed on right. Wasn’t quite sure they existed till then.


32 years & 3 kids later couldn’t be happier


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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: xarcher] #14585897 02/19/20
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Rule: Never fuaq anyone you work with or live next door to. Learned this rule the 'hard' way.

Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: 2legit2quit] #14585900 02/19/20
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Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
Originally Posted by gunner500
LOL, damn men, secret is to marry a hottie, then you'll always have one, but, the older we get, the hotter she gets, oh hell!


What he said ^

I dated more than my share of hotties due to vocation. Lot of them crazy for sure


Ultimately married a hottie w her head screwed on right. Wasn’t quite sure they existed till then.


32 years & 3 kids later couldn’t be happier




Dang right Buddy, hotties can be intelligent too, a young hottie ask me once many decades ago, don't you think I'm pretty? I said hell yes, you're beautiful, but, that's from your parents, God or luck, nothing you did or earned, what else do you have to bring to the table? she looked like I just hit her in the face with a hubcap fulla dog crap. shocked

I went on to tell her we're ALL going to get old and ugly, look at our parents..................funny thing is, our parents were in their mid 40's then..........wouldn't you like to have that back????? hell, mid 40's IS a hot young chick NOW! ; ]


MOLON-LABE you commie vaginas!
Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: xarcher] #14585909 02/19/20
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I've done that. Don't need to rent to a hottie I can't hit. Very frustrating.


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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: xarcher] #14585921 02/19/20
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Learn how to play a rocking guitar....




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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: Hotrod_Lincoln] #14585955 02/19/20
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Originally Posted by Hotrod_Lincoln
There's a 1-10 scale of homeliness to hotness. Unfortunately there's also a crazy scale, also 1-10. They tend to align. If she's a 9 on the hotness scale, she's probably somewhere between 8 and 10 on the crazy scale. A solid 7/5 rating beats a 9/10 any day of the week. No matter how good she looks, there's probably a guy somewhere who's fed up with her drama!
Jerry




The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: StoneCutter] #14586002 02/19/20
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laugh that's hilarious!


MOLON-LABE you commie vaginas!
Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: xarcher] #14586004 02/19/20
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Plant 4 Sumac trees along your fenceline.
Hot chicks that rent or buy homes cant resist Sumac trees.
Ornamental tree leg spreader.
Fact...........


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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: renegade50] #14586011 02/19/20
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Originally Posted by renegade50
Plant 4 Sumac trees along your fenceline.
Hot chicks that rent or buy homes cant resist Sumac trees.
Ornamental tree leg spreader.
Fact...........


I too have heard it's next to impossible for women to resist standing timber! ; ]


MOLON-LABE you commie vaginas!
Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: Steve] #14586015 02/19/20
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Originally Posted by Steve
Rule: Never fuaq anyone you work with or live next door to. Learned this rule the 'hard' way.


This! One of the best codes a man could live by!

Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: renegade50] #14586035 02/19/20
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Originally Posted by renegade50
Plant 4 Sumac trees along your fenceline.
Hot chicks that rent or buy homes cant resist Sumac trees.
Ornamental tree leg spreader.
Fact...........


But then you'll have to figure out how to kill them without the hotties knowing that you killed them so that you can see them sunbathing in their bikinis .


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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: xarcher] #14586868 02/19/20
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You're far better off getting a neighbor who has a couple of 12 and 14 year old sons who like to mow lawns for a couple of $$. grin

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What God or MONEY hath put together, let no put asunder. I think it's reasonable to assert, many hot woman will sell themselves for money.

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Re: How to get a hot neighbor to move in next door? [Re: xarcher] #14586994 02/19/20
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Get a 38 Super to pull in some hotties.

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