Joined: Dec 2003
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Campfire Oracle
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
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I always look down the barrel when I have a misfire.
Your so brave you even made a video for everyone...........
VIDEO
JFC! I knew what was coming but I still jumped a little.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 10,260
Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 10,260
I am going to testify against Hillary.
Winner!
Lunatic fringe....we all know you're out there.
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 2,693
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Campfire Regular
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 2,693
Likes: 1
Only those over 60 years old truly realize how daring this is.
The biggest problem our country has is not systemic racism, it's systemic stupidity.
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 32,206
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Campfire 'Bwana
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 32,206
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I am going to testify against Hillary.
WINNER!
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 19,619
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 19,619
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I drank a fifth of Wild Turkey and a 12 pack of White Claw one day last week. Ground the end off my thumb, put a nice slice in the pad of my left middle finger and got a metal sliver in my eye that I got removed the next day. That doesn't even rank, that's just a fun weekend.
Good for you for tapering off some.
A man's got to know when to slow down. Hell I even told the wife I'd wear safety glasses. Paint me pink and call me a puzzy.
MAGA
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 15,880
Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 15,880
I changed the channel of our home tv while my wife is watching her soaps using an app on my phone and I'm at work...
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 1,520
Campfire Regular
Campfire Regular
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Posts: 1,520
I answer truthfully when my wife asks if her dress makes her look fat...
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 39,301
Campfire 'Bwana
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 39,301
I always light up a nice cigar when measuring powder.
The first time I shot myself in the head... Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 16,916
Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 16,916
I cook bacon without a shirt
Did that welding an aluminum diamond plate boat dock.
Skin peeled of my chest in sheets the next day.
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,516
Likes: 65
Campfire Kahuna
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,516
Likes: 65
I’ve swum beyond the blue rope after eating 2 sandwiches.
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 10,262
Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 10,262
I install new wall sockets with the power on..
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 14,304
Likes: 6
Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 14,304
Likes: 6
I worked 3 ambulance calls where guys checked the battery fluid level with a cigarette lighter. It blew up and acid flew into his eyes.
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 26,647
Likes: 7
Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 26,647
Likes: 7
I’ve swum beyond the blue rope after eating 2 sandwiches.
Less than 30 minutes after eating?
was there lightning & thunder too?
FJB & FJT
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 60,849
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Campfire Kahuna
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 60,849
Likes: 57
He was okay. They were fluffer nutter sammies. Help him float.
I am MAGA.
Joined: Nov 2018
Posts: 17,170
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2018
Posts: 17,170
Likes: 28
I tore the tag off my mattress. Keep that on the low down.
Joined: Feb 2020
Posts: 1,201
Campfire Regular
Campfire Regular
Joined: Feb 2020
Posts: 1,201
I piss on electric fences
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 1,520
Campfire Regular
Campfire Regular
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 1,520
I defended a lawsuit one time for a company that made Concrete mixers. Sand had clogged up inthe hopper so the guy thought it was a good idea to jump up and down on it to break it loose. Ended up losing both of his legs
Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 3,789
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 3,789
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I lick Chinese doorknobs.
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,068
Campfire Regular
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,068
I call State Troopers ma'am. Regardless of gender.
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace" from Numbers 6:24-26
Joined: Sep 2014
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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Posts: 21,934
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You don’t really need rear brakes. If your wheel cylinders are leaking, take a pair of Kliens and cut the main line at the pumpkin and pinch it over. There, you’re good to go.
I know they say your front brakes do most of the braking.
I disagree.
Have driven my truck with a bad wheel cylinder.
Pretty scary.
Right now, I have at least one caliper not working.
Not too bad, actually.
Do need to get it fixed soon.
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