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Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
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I always look down the barrel when I have a misfire.

Your so brave you even made a video for everyone........... grin

JFC! I knew what was coming but I still jumped a little. blush


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Originally Posted by TheSOB
I am going to testify against Hillary.


Winner!


Lunatic fringe....we all know you're out there.




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Originally Posted by There_Ya_Go
I pee into the wind.


Book it!


Only those over 60 years old truly realize how daring this is.


The biggest problem our country has is not systemic racism, it's systemic stupidity.
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Originally Posted by TheSOB
I am going to testify against Hillary.


WINNER!


The only true cost of having a dog is its death.

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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
I drank a fifth of Wild Turkey and a 12 pack of White Claw one day last week. Ground the end off my thumb, put a nice slice in the pad of my left middle finger and got a metal sliver in my eye that I got removed the next day.

That doesn't even rank, that's just a fun weekend.



Good for you for tapering off some.



A man's got to know when to slow down. Hell I even told the wife I'd wear safety glasses. Paint me pink and call me a puzzy. smile


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I changed the channel of our home tv while my wife is watching her soaps using an app on my phone and I'm at work...

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I answer truthfully when my wife asks if her dress makes her look fat...

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I always light up a nice cigar when measuring powder.


The first time I shot myself in the head...

Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Originally Posted by hookeye
I cook bacon without a shirt


Did that welding an aluminum diamond plate boat dock.

Skin peeled of my chest in sheets the next day.


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I’ve swum beyond the blue rope after eating 2 sandwiches.

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I install new wall sockets with the power on..


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I worked 3 ambulance calls where guys checked the battery fluid level with a cigarette lighter.
It blew up and acid flew into his eyes.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
I’ve swum beyond the blue rope after eating 2 sandwiches.


Less than 30 minutes after eating?
was there lightning & thunder too?


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He was okay.

They were fluffer nutter sammies. Help him float.


I am MAGA.
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I tore the tag off my mattress.

Keep that on the low down.

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I piss on electric fences

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I defended a lawsuit one time for a company that made Concrete mixers. Sand had clogged up inthe hopper so the guy thought it was a good idea to jump up and down on it to break it loose. Ended up losing both of his legs

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I lick Chinese doorknobs.

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I call State Troopers ma'am. Regardless of gender.


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Originally Posted by slumlord
You don’t really need rear brakes. If your wheel cylinders are leaking, take a pair of Kliens and cut the main line at the pumpkin and pinch it over.

There, you’re good to go.





I know they say your front brakes do most of the braking.
I disagree.
Have driven my truck with a bad wheel cylinder.
Pretty scary.

Right now, I have at least one caliper not working.
Not too bad, actually.
Do need to get it fixed soon.


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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