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This is a story so grim, you may want not to read any further.
It started off, my left hand was so cold. It felt as though the fingers of death were creeping through my hand.
Then, unbelievably, my hand had moisture on it. Evidently, it was sweating. My ice cold hand was sweating!

And yet, the right hand had no symptoms. I knew I was in the grip of evil.

Some more minutes of horror passed, I felt dizzy, it felt as though the room was spinning. Honestly, I felt disoriented.




I looked up the CDC Hot Line, and I was starting to dial the number, with my right hand only, my left hand felt numb.


But then, I just drank another one, and went to bed.

OMG...... one word, coozie

Coozie is a sippy cup.
No need.
Chug and grab another.

I dont use those silly things.

Not a sippy cup... one of them neoprene things you put your beer in, Walmart $1.00 green, blue red take your pic. It's not easy being the adult around here... jeeesh

I hope we don’t run out of beer!!!

Beer snobs are gonna burn your ass

Me neither

I don’t baby sit beer, I drink it

👍🤠

Looooooooooonnnnnnnnnngg neck bottle

Let go my hand..........

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"My Corona"

Why do you idiots continue to make fun of a situation where MILLIONS of people are losing their jobs? Literally thousand of SMB's (that is, "Small and Medium Business" Simon, since I see you are from NC) will go BK.

It's really not endearing, or cute, or funny.

Kinda just keep scratching my head here.

You've had a hard lesson in the concept of yin and yang.

All things must exist in balance. If you have a beer in one hand and the other is empty the your chi is out of balance and bad things happen. Since this virus originated in the Orient then it's even more important that you keep you yin and your yang balanced.

The cure is obvious, put a beer in the other hand too.

I’ve never tried a beer in each hand before!

Jim Conrad: Every car, every Hunting camp and every room in my house where I sip beer/cold pops has ample amounts of "coozies" - maybe it never gets hot where you live?
Regarding beer and carbonated beverages, if it ain't icy cold, I don't drink it.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Same. Never found the need as beer is usually gone by the time it would have been warm.

Jesus, where do you people come from?

This will pass. 75 years ago in the middle of MUCH worse times (WWII) people made time to have fun, laugh and joke. It's called living and not giving into fear. I'll guarantee that there were a lot of jokes being told on the amphibs up until the ramps dropped on Omaha Beach on D-day, it's how humans release stress. Name any time in human history before the industrial revolution and people's day to day existence was more perilous than modern people in the middle of a virus hot zone.

I'm in Japan right now, yesterday I was in China and Korea, the day before I was in China again and Singapore. Guess what people there are doing? They're joking and cutting up just like they always have. The little Chinese agent that came on our plane laughed and giggled like a school girl at all my dumb jokes, they're not walking around in a depression. I asked her how things were going with the virus there (Shenzhen) and she said the worst looks to be over and things are starting to get back to normal. We in the U.S. are probably a month or so in the cycle behind them.

This isn't the end of the world, lighten up.

I am from Colorado. I have 2 family members sick with it, a nursing home a mile away where it's taking off like a wildfire, and I was exposed to it at work a week ago. My mother is 68 and runs a clinic for under served kids and she's in the crosshairs.

I am a compassionate human being. I don't appreciate the "let's live and have humor like in WWII" - it is highly disingenuous. The OP wasn't making posts about Rosie Fuggin O'Donnell. I doubt folks back then were joking about the battle of the bulge, or cracking jokes about the ships sunk in Pearl Harbor.

Just have some class, FFS.

It looks like maybe he wants some cheese with that whine. I recommend limburger!
Jerry

I don't think this place suits you very well.
Just sayin........