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I don’t often drink beer, but when I do, I want it cold as a well dig...
If we live long enough, we all have regrets. But the ones that nag at us the most are the ones in which we know we had a choice.
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Campfire Oracle
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I dont use those silly things.
Straight from the keg hose, huh?
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Outfitter
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Did you just write mein kempf? Du bist einer schlauer Junge! My Struggle.
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Campfire Kahuna
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No, I never did that.
Never wanted a cold sore that bad.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Ranger
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Humor is very important when times get really bad. Like when our boys defending Wake Island and were asked if they needed anything.
"Send more Japs"
Leo of the Land of Dyr
NRA FOR LIFE
I MISS SARAH
“In Trump We Trust.” Right????
SOMEBODY please tell TRH that Netanyahu NEVER said "Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away."
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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This is a story so grim, you may want not to read any further. It started off, my left hand was so cold. It felt as though the fingers of death were creeping through my hand. Then, unbelievably, my hand had moisture on it. Evidently, it was sweating. My ice cold hand was sweating! And yet, the right hand had no symptoms. I knew I was in the grip of evil. Some more minutes of horror passed, I felt dizzy, it felt as though the room was spinning. Honestly, I felt disoriented. I looked up the CDC Hot Line, and I was starting to dial the number, with my right hand only, my left hand felt numb. But then, I just drank another one, and went to bed. Why do you idiots continue to make fun of a situation where MILLIONS of people are losing their jobs? Literally thousand of SMB's (that is, "Small and Medium Business" Simon, since I see you are from NC) will go BK. It's really not endearing, or cute, or funny. Kinda just keep scratching my head here. Lighten up Francis, there's enough stress going on in this world, a little humor never hurt anybody.
That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Its all sh~ts and giggles until you look down and the sh~tz on your shoes ! There's a few on here who look down and see the schietts in their shoes and shirts and pants and it doesnt faze them a bit, and I'm not referring to the OP or duck.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Ranger
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“All things have their measure, just as all situations have their root. Laughter has its own place, just as tears do. Smiles have their moments, just as severity has its own.” -Al-Jâhiz-
Leo of the Land of Dyr
NRA FOR LIFE
I MISS SARAH
“In Trump We Trust.” Right????
SOMEBODY please tell TRH that Netanyahu NEVER said "Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away."
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