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Guess it will pay for my hearing aids I ordered from Costco last week. Now if they’d just give the wife back the 80,000 her 401k has lost we’d be good
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Last I heard was Uncle Sam was going to send out $1,200 check to all American adults and $500 per child. Reckon they'll borrow the money from China?
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I asked my wife about it, she said we shouldn't get any, they're just giving it to people who need it. I said, what about if they're giving it to us to go out and spend, to stimulate the economy and help out those in the most affected industries? Like restaurants? yeah. Oh, that's different, We'll take it all downtown and blow it on a few good meals.
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If you make < 75k, and have lots of kids, you will probably get a decent check. Gee, that’s gonna make a girl wanna get preggo real quick. 😎
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Last I heard was Uncle Sam was going to send out $1,200 check to all American adults and $500 per child. If that check shows up I think I'll just stick it in the bank with another couple hundred bucks because next April I bet they will want it back plus some............ Sounds like a smart move. They are sneaky that way. On the other hand, maybe I'll buy a 6.5 Creedmoor .. it is, after all, the apocalypse. Tom
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Here be dragons ...
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I’ll take every cent and build a 6 month supply of canned goods and necessities if things ever return to normal A new normal will come. Just like 9-11 changed some things forever (TSA screening at airports, etc) but we found a new normal, this coronavirus will change some things forever but we will find a new normal. What that is depends on whether we are able to develop a vaccine, earlier screenings, and more effective treatments or not. I'm not in a position to predict anything specific, only that something will become normal. Tom
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Under the married threshold limit. Got a dependant college student if they dont throw the 18 age limit in per child. Dunno....
2000 or 2500 2400 or 2900 If the corona home college kid gets 500 in the amount Me and the wife will give that to her this fall when she goes back to college
Read so many versions of the proposal...
It's gonna pay my 2019 tax bill or a real good chunk of it.
If a 2nd round of disbursements hit, which I hope never happens. Probably just keep it in checking as a buffer for 2020 taxes.
Still gonna be taxable to most of us .... But I'm willing to bet it wont be for EIC types for 2020 so it dont knock em into higher income brackets per that. You can bet the Liberal Socialist Democrats have managed to make that a stipulation..
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Last I heard was Uncle Sam was going to send out $1,200 check to all American adults and $500 per child. Reckon they'll borrow the money from China? There is always that. Hasbeen
hasbeen (Better a has been than a never was!)
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I have no problem helping out those who have been hit hard by this, but I don't need it, and would rather they save their money as far as I'm concerned.
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I am not expecting anything from them according to the rules but My wife should get 1200.
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From what I've read so far regarding the payments to individuals, it doesn't sound to me like they've got the amounts and details nailed down yet as to the guidelines of who gets it, who doesn't, and how much.
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believe it when I see it. always some exclusions. usually me. I got such a check during the George W. Bush administration, but I don't think it was that much.
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I am sure some payday loan outfit is scheming to give an advance right now. And scammers asking for the necessary bank info.
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We closed down yesterday and 94 employees are in need of whatever help they can get. Half are food servers that depend on tips and the other half are hourly employees. My brother said everyone is getting a weeks pay and another for every 5 years of service. Wish there was more help available because I'm still not convinced that this isn't just the flu and a bunch of BS to go along with it.
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believe it when I see it. always some exclusions. usually me. I got such a check during the George W. Bush administration, but I don't think it was that much. As I recall ours was around $600 each for wife and myself.
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I was going to give it to someone who needs it, but i heard i won't qualify because i make to much
You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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Ours goes into savings. Four kids under the age of ten.....always looking ahead.
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Wife wants to buy the kids a nicer sewing machine.
Jesus how broke are you if you can’t buy one already? Me it’s going into my penis enlargement fund
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Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Ammo and toilet paper, of course. In the event of a violent clash......how much ammo and toilet paper do you think everyone will need?
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