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Did the hatchett have burn marks on the haft and a nice even coat of used motor oil? I take it you're not a former two-legged, hatchet trained slaughterhouse. Those in the know with combat qualifications know that the optimum handle treatment is either Coors light or maple syrup...
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In before styx's post saying lets go fug with the mutha f'er in person. Then fûck his woman.
🤣🤣😂
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I don't know guys, he could have something hidden in that man-bun. Maybe it is a break-away design. enjoy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo66zcyP0Q8
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This is just the type of guy one must be aware of , he appears to be the sort of a badassery, to possess a time trained tactical armed ,attack cat ! Though small they are extremely fast and lite and agile, a red laser pointer, or a small bag of meow mix are the only, known, means. of defence. On the down side cats have been known to become distracted, even mesmerized by a man bun whispering in the morning breeze !
Be safe out there, the six foot rules make handguns the perfect form of protection !
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KG, Don't be showin' him any hardware. You're gonna askeer him. (LMAO).
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Trigger fingers turned to Twitter fingers...
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Leighton, that sort of witty repartee used to engage me, but anymore, I just put ‘em on ignore. 🤪
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WORST POST EVER.....NOBODY GIVES A [bleep]!!!
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Should have told Killer about the Fire.
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Hilarious. What a great way to wake up.
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I fought a guy with a hatchet once. It went about as expected for him.
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Custom tactical harmonica. LOL.
Thank god for FB during the dark days of social distancing. Only topped by the Fallschrimjager tactical accordian
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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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Ya, it’s all fun and games until the dude goes full Mall Ninja on you!
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Leighton,
I know we are well past Valentines Day, but I was wondering if you would be my half dog brother?
(No slight intended, but I never go full dog this early in the year!)
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Maybe dogs protective head gear was at the cleaners....
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Tactical harmonica!!! Dude I love it! Prayers sent; you must be looking over your shoulder every time you log into FB !
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Couldn’t view the content, but it brings to mind the vaunted expertise at the time of the 18th Eastern Woodland Indians at throwing tomahawks. Bear in mind for the most part these were ordinary trade hatchets, not designed for throwing. Ambush was the usual method of warfare. It would open with a volley of trade muskets or rifles followed by an immediate charge, during which time axes were frequently thrown “with great dexterity” (in the absence of alcohol, drugs, TV or the internet, not much to do but practice). A hatchet of course packs a whallop, never read of anyone throwing a knife, which doesn’t. The attackers would then close with hatchet and/or knife. The most famous incident of ‘hawk throwing was during the Cherry Valley Massacre, November of 1778 when Patriot Militia Colonel Ichabod Alden stood his ground and attempted to shoot the Indian/Tory Leader Joseph Brant, who was attempting to take him prisoner ( had he done so Alden would probably have lived, Brant was a literate and educated man who generally adhered to English-based morality and behavior). Alden’s pistol misfired and when he went to try it a second time, Brant planted his thrown tomahawk in Alden’s forehead. Probably a chip shot for him. https://www.revwartalk.com/11-11-1778-battles-cherry-valley-massacre-in-new-york/
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I wouldn't go on facebook if You payed me. Amen brother....
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