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The other day, someone said that he wondered how big the baby boom was going to be nine months from now.
Another guy said he wondered how many divorces there would be nine months from now. I have a good friend over in Louisiana who is a lawyer. I was speaking with him on the phone a couple of days ago and he was lamenting that his practice has all dried up since this Corona situation has started. Local judge in the Shreveport area has shut everything down. He did say that he expects divorce cases to rise dramatically as soon as the courts reopen.
"...why, land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for,... because it is the only thing that lasts."
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I lowered my dignity and hopped on Skankagawea yesterday.
During daylight.
Hopefully that gets me outta next month.
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Thanks for the great ideas!
"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF? It’s for your own good! Yep. I wouldn't be going near my old lady right now if she worked in a hospital. Probably make her sleep out in the shed. You never struck me as the kinda guy that would keep a dog inside in the first place...good on you.
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After a while, you will really begin to appreciate it! I’d never “appreciate” being denied some good lovin’ .....for me it’d be like being denied air. If that ever happens to me I’d rather eat a bullet. 😁 Luckily I’ve never had that problem with my beautiful wife. If anything, my experience with my sweetheart is 180* away from the OP’s.....I definitely lucked out with a gorgeous wife that is a perfect lady.....and a tiger. 😁 Good luck to all the born again virgins ....😂
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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Thanks for the great ideas!
"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF? It’s for your own good! Yep. I wouldn't be going near my old lady right now if she worked in a hospital. Probably make her sleep out in the shed. You never struck me as the kinda guy that would keep a dog inside in the first place...good on you. That's funny, you always struck me as the kind of guy that would keep a pig in his bed and screw the shyt out of it every night. At least on the days your sister isn't around.
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Mine is begging for a ride on me AND my bike. Not at the same time, fortunately....
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Thanks for the great ideas!
"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF? It’s for your own good! Yep. I wouldn't be going near my old lady right now if she worked in a hospital. Probably make her sleep out in the shed. hell it ain't so bad, that's where I've slept for the past 34 years......
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Things must be getting bad everywhere. The local whorehouse here closed down last week. Sign on the front door says.............Beat it boys.
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Thanks for the great ideas!
"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF? It’s for your own good! Yep. I wouldn't be going near my old lady right now if she worked in a hospital. Probably make her sleep out in the shed. You never struck me as the kinda guy that would keep a dog inside in the first place...good on you. That's funny, you always struck me as the kind of guy that would keep a pig in his bed and screw the shyt out of it every night. At least on the days your sister isn't around. Bit hostile, just take the compliment. Sheesh
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Damn hope this disease never hits this household.
Life is good live it while you can.
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at my house! No cooperation whatsoever!  She cannot cut you off, but she can limit the supply!
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Shortly after the wedding I pointed at my dik and said to the wife "If you are going to own this, I'm going to own that" and pointed at her crotch.
Politics is War by Other Means
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Mine is working from home, it’s been NICE!!!!!!!!
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Thanks for the great ideas!
"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF? It’s for your own good! Yep. I wouldn't be going near my old lady right now if she worked in a hospital. Probably make her sleep out in the shed. You never struck me as the kinda guy that would keep a dog inside in the first place...good on you. That's funny, you always struck me as the kind of guy that would keep a pig in his bed and screw the shyt out of it every night. At least on the days your sister isn't around. Bit hostile, just take the compliment. Sheesh Yeah, you too. Notice I didn't say snake and daughter. sheesh.
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Mine is begging for a ride on me AND my bike. Not at the same time, fortunately.... The bike could just be parked in the garage. Just sayin’.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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After a while, you will really begin to appreciate it! There's always that.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Mine is begging for a ride on me AND my bike. Not at the same time, fortunately.... The bike could just be parked in the garage. Just sayin’. True, if I HAD a garage. As it is, Bob and Carol across the street may not approve...maybe just wrap up in a tarp....
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Not at my house! I knocked off a chunk last night and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna knock off another chunk tonight! Ahhh, the joys of being married to a younger woman!
The lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!
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I mean it's not like I want intimacy or anything. Being held is just as good as a tug and a poke. Said a woman. 😂😎
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