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Thanks for the great ideas!
"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF? If she leans over and grabs her ankles you could stand up and keep your faces about 6' apart, since apparently that's where the disease transfer happens.
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I told my ol lady last night to skip the pre foreplay and just get to the foreplay.😆
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I mean it's not like I want intimacy or anything. Being held is just as good as a tug and a poke. Said a woman. 😂😎 Thanks for understanding...
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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at my house! No cooperation whatsoever!  She cannot cut you off, but she can limit the supply! She can block one vagina, she can't block them all.
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Thankfully each has three.
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Ever since food took the place of sex and I put the mirror over the kitchen table life hasn’t been the same.
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace"
from Numbers 6:24-26
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Wiminns.....That’s how they roll. 😎 Especillay after eating wedding cake.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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I don’t worry about it much. The one in the summer is usually pretty good!
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Montana is getting locked down at 00:00 Saturday. Are Asian massage parlors essential services? Seems logical.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Get back into the truck ! Lot lizards are still working ! Lot lizards? I have heard some strange terms for those types of women, but that is definitely new to me.
I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
-Patrick Henry
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Term has been around since at least the 1970's, maybe longer. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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After a while, you will really begin to appreciate it! I’d never “appreciate” being denied some good lovin’ .....for me it’d be like being denied air. If that ever happens to me I’d rather eat a bullet. 😁 Luckily I’ve never had that problem with my beautiful wife. If anything, my experience with my sweetheart is 180* away from the OP’s.....I definitely lucked out with a gorgeous wife that is a perfect lady.....and a tiger. 😁 Good luck to all the born again virgins ....😂 Preach Brother! I sleep early, work early. Wife loves to come in and ask if I need help falling asleep!
"Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money." -Tom T Hall
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How does this crisis effect Montana’s sheep?😂
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Have some of you looked in the mirror? Can you blame her? 
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Had a little good luck this AM
Last edited by hanco; 03/27/20.
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Have some of you looked in the mirror? Can you blame her? This is highly offensive..... I ain't no bottle of fine wine!
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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You need a body condom or three. Used in combination with a mask they are 99.9875% effective in stopping the transmission of Covid-19, halitosis, evaporation and the transmission of pheromones.
Last edited by IZH27; 03/27/20.
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If we knew the true cost of that sex we'd all hire outside help!
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Tell her (?) that the Government says all ESSENTIAL life functions are NOT banned ! !
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Speed is Trajectory's Friend !!
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Montana is getting locked down at 00:00 Saturday. Are Asian massage parlors essential services? Seems logical. Just like liquor stores I imagine 
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid"
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