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Pete you buy a wife? Asking because I’m a loser....😎
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Years ago, my brother's friend got a bride from the Philippines. He went over there and married her. Then he returned to the US to get her visa settled. That cost him about $25k. When she got off the plane in the US, she had her visa in one hand and divorce papers in the other. It cost him another $25k to get rid of her. WOW! That sure was an expensive POA.
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I have a friend that got one from Russia.
She spent her required year (or however long the contract was) with him then left with all his money. It was basically her plan to get to and live in America.
I laughed. Yep - had a co-worker with the same situation - except she brought her brothers over to threaten him as a bonus
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My brother married a Filipino woman while in the military. She talked him into adopting a couple kids and, once back in the States, he paid for her whole family to come here. She divorced him and left him with child support shortly thereafter then married another military guy and off they went.
Also, knew another guy who married a mail-order Filipino woman. She was much younger than him and very attractive. He looked to her grandfather. He taught her how to drive a car and - - -she took off. "No fool like an old fool."
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Which one will make a better wife? 😎 The Hottie? Or the Notty?
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I was told that Filipino women always want you to bring their entire families over. You'll screw & she''ll cook and you'll both live with her family.
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My brother married a Filipino woman while in the military. She talked him into adopting a couple kids and, once back in the States, he paid for her whole family to come here. She divorced him and left him with child support shortly thereafter then married another military guy and off they went.
Also, knew another guy who married a mail-order Filipino woman. She was much younger than him and very attractive. He looked to her grandfather. He taught her how to drive a car and - - -she took off. "No fool like an old fool." SMH 🤦🏻♂️ You gotta see the train coming, even if you can’t hear it.... 😎
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Which one will make a better wife? 😎 The Hottie? Or the Notty? The Hottie of course! Well for about 3 minutes anyways.
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What most of us Yanks don't realize is the world wide appeal of a U.S. passport. An Mrs. is the quickest way to get into America. Karla was a blond and blue model from the Netherlands at a converting show booth next to ours in Dusseldorf and to say she was fast would be an understatement. My boss wouldn't let me stay with her, but we wrote back and forth for a time and she wanted over here REAL badly.
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That whole "as long as we both shall live" thing is kind of a deal breaker for me.
Anyone know a site where you can order a month to month rental bride...?
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So you admit to being bride-curious? No, but he did admit to being a pornhub subscriber.......
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I’ve dated Filipino’s and never had to deal with the family thing. But they were already here.
Slavyanka is Ukrainian, originally came here with a Canadian guy she met there. Found out too late he was bi-polar. He ended up committing suicide and leaving her with 2 kids and nothing else. Not even life insurance.
I met her at work and got to know her over a few years. She was a hard worker and was able to buy a house for her and her kids.
Through her I’ve met others from Eastern Europe. The majority of the marriages have worked out. Heard about a few older guys who got screwed over by much younger women. Roll of the dice and if you didn’t get a pre-nup you are a fool.
OTOH, if you take a beautiful young woman from metro Moscow and plunk her down in the middle of butt-fuque Alaska or the like, you’re asking for trouble.
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i lived in korea back in the 80's and traveled around the far east in the years since and spent some time in the PI. a lot of women in that part of the world have a different perspective on life. many have lived horrible lives, been treated like schit and would think nothing of taking advantage of a "rich" american.
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Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school. After reading all this, now I know.
While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters
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Farmer back the road got himself one from the Philippines. Brought the whole family over eventually. Funny as hell...one day he comes in the shop and tells us he almost gassed his inlaws. He had em livin in a chicken coup and heated it with a mobile home furnace. The exhaust vent was cracked and if it wasnt for the grandpa waking up with a headache they all woulda croaked. I asked if that was on purpose and he just smiled Eventually his wife took the daughter to dance lessons the next county over. She started screwing the instructor and divorced him, takin almost all his Cat retirement. What did he do? Went and got an uglier Filipino Union president visited a ton of countries trying to find a woman. Has a whole scrapbook full of women he banged. Ended up marrying a chinese woman he met on a dating site. Theyre actually doing really good. Janitor in at work married a filipino. Bought a farm over there and has her family and half the town working for him. Hes planning on retiring at 55 and moving over there. He seems really happy. Forklift operator got one from Russia. Ugly as sin but, happy as well. All these men paid big bucks to find love. I dont get it, but if theyre happy thats all that matters.
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Years ago, my brother's friend got a bride from the Philippines. He went over there and married her. Then he returned to the US to get her visa settled. That cost him about $25k. When she got off the plane in the US, she had her visa in one hand and divorce papers in the other. It cost him another $25k to get rid of her. WOW! That sure was an expensive POA. Yup. He should have just hired an Asian hooker. He would have got just as much for a lot less money.
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What most of us Yanks don't realize is the world wide appeal of a U.S. passport. An Mrs. is the quickest way to get into America. Karla was a blond and blue model from the Netherlands at a converting show booth next to ours in Dusseldorf and to say she was fast would be an understatement. My boss wouldn't let me stay with her, but we wrote back and forth for a time and she wanted over here REAL badly. Your boss was a douche nozzle....😬😎
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Got a neighbor that's had 2 from Russia, first one didn't suit him so well but the second one is pretty good. Hard workers, good folks. She came complete with a 13 year old son, it's been years, the son pretty much runs the family business now days. It's for real for sure..
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So you admit to being bride-curious? No, but he did admit to being a pornhub subscriber....... Better than saying I’m “Bi-Curios”. Pornhub is running a 7 day Corona virus free trial period...I read that somewhere. 😎
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Always wondered about them fellers that never scored in high school. After reading all this, now I know.
While you guys were playing dungeons and dragons or whatever, we were banging your sisters
Laffing Pfft....I was tapping the moms. Yeehaw....Talk about an education - Ho Lee Fuc 😂😎
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