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They call it bathroom humor. I guess they're right.

The place I work has one of the most scrofulous men's rooms I've ever had the misfortune to visit. They put down a gazillion coats of paint on the concrete and then let the paint rot so that now there's cracks in the paint and underneath is. . .

To make matters worse, our plant floor has all manner of folks. It's a virtual potpourri of humanity. These folks come with all manner of bathroom habits. Some have not learned what the flush handle is for. Some come out of the stalls and go back to the floor without visiting the communal wash station.

So over the winter they switched to new urinal cakes. Before, they had white ones that lasted forever. A cake would go in and it would stay for a while. It would melt slow enough that you'd get to know the cake.

In January they went cheap and started putting in pink cakes that hardly last a day. I noticed something odd. There were big holes forming in the urinal cakes. I figured that these craters were produced by a single individual in a single visit. I tried to match one, and I could barely make a dent. Some of these craters were 1/4 inch deep.

Then I noticed that some cakes were cut in half. With a big canyon running down them.

I started wondering: what sort of human being can cut a urinal cake in two without touching it? For that matter, who can put a dime-sized crater in one when I can only manage a shallow dimple? Is it aging (I'm 62) or is it ethnicity? Is there some super race out there that can cut through mild steel?

Pressure versus volume.

Shaman,,,,,,,,,words fail me...

Saw palmetto?

Yo Shaman maybe you need to tell your boss that for the health and safety of others you need to work remotely so you can go outside and piss in the wind and not look at urinal cakes and their defects.

That’ll make you crack the urinal.

Probably asparagus. 😉

FC

I like the line from Patrick Swayze in "Roadhouse"- - - - -"Please don't eat the big pink mint!"

LOL!
Jerry

There are STDs that reduce the internal diameter of the nozzle...(or so I have heard)

From there the was some guy named venturi, or Bernoulli that explained things...

Key point, don't touch the urinal cakes...

Just keep aiming for the side of the bowl, keeps the spatter down and is cleaner/quieter too.

I think that's the problem right there. I've been working at home for the most part of two weeks. I've been away from it all. I walked in to the men's room this AM, and there were the pink cakes-- some cut diagonally, some with huge craters.

Down at the farm, I got tired of looking at the dead grass outside my bedroom window, so I sunk a chunk of limestone in the middle. Now, when I hit the limestone, it makes a definite noise so I know I'm on target even when its dark. The limestone make a random spray so instead of one big hole in the grass, now I've got dark green grass for 10 feet around. It's the best part of the lawn. It's a freaking work of art.

When I was working the bar scene as a bouncer - by FAR the nastiest bathrooms were ALWAYS the female ones.

Several different bars/clientele.

Heard that from more than one person as well.

Too much pressure and volume, the vortex caused will get you .

best urinal cakes I ever saw were in a café restroom in Priest Lake ID.
they were molded into the likeness of Jane Fonda with her mouth open. I had 12 cups of coffee that day!

My flow is so slow I have to concentrate on forcing the pee out to have any other thoughts.

This thread has been...illuminating.

Mine too, my son sounds like he has a water hose in there.

What kind of frosting do you prefer on your urinal cakes? Buttercream?

Don't eat the big mints!

I knew a guy whose kid ate a chunk out of a urinal cake. He said for three days every time the kid burped you could smell urinal cake.