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Don't eat the big mints!
I knew a guy whose kid ate a chunk out of a urinal cake. He said for three days every time the kid burped you could smell urinal cake. There were engraved brass plaques above the urinals in the Enlisted Club at NAS Keflavic, Icleand - Marines, Please Don't Eat The Mints.
I never thought I'd grow up to be a grumpy old man, but I did, and I'm killin' it.
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At a certain age you get to the point where “no matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops fall in your pants.”
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace"
from Numbers 6:24-26
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I'm just hoping that everything comes out okay.
Just down the road from The City of Lost Souls in the Land of the Blind.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla
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Tourist goes into the restroom while in the Caribbean and starts taking a leak. Local dude comes in and sounds like he is draining a firehouse. Tourist can't help but look and sees "WY" tattooed in his junk. Tourist says "Hey, I have my wife's name tattooed on my peter also! Her name is Wendy!". Local responds with "Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!'"
Welcome to TN - patron state of shootin’ stuff
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Sign above the urinal:
Why ya lookin up here?
The joke is in yer hand.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Toilet mints reminds me of years ago I had a dumb azz clueless boss. I took a toilet mint and taped it to the underside of his desk. Took him weeks to find it. When he did, he came and told us about it. Said it about made him sick each day sitting there smelling it. He thought it was the night shift cleaning crew that did it. Never let him think any different. 
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