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I'm told a coon, and her litter of young are in the nose of the Exis trailer. Every year a coon sets up housekeeping there. That would not so bad, but they always chew up the wires.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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"Mama'd sweep 'em off with a broom."
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I don’t like coons very much. They tear up a lot of things!
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put a pile of Hot BBQ chips and a couple gallons of orange soda outside next fall they'll build a tar paper shack next to it and leave the trailer alone.
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Bait a trap with a 40 ounce Colt 45!
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I'm told a coon, and her litter of young are in the nose of the Exis trailer. Every year a coon sets up housekeeping there. That would not so bad, but they always chew up the wires. If it happens every year, why aren't you doing something to fix the problem and prevent the coons from getting in there?
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Build some mini section 8 housing for them.
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Had a problem with coons in the white.........oh never mind
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The coons are gone, the wirings fixed, son-in-law is headed to the auction with cull cow, and bull.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Kahuna
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The coons are gone, the wirings fixed, son-in-law is headed to the auction with cull cow, and bull. You evict them, or solve the problem permanent like?
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that happened in my old neighborhood in philly when i put up a bball hoop at the end of my driveway. it didn't last long.
My diploma is a DD214
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The coons are gone, the wirings fixed, son-in-law is headed to the auction with cull cow, and bull. You evict them, or solve the problem permanent like? You know, as do I, that there isn't any evicting of raccoons, once they're settled in, the only answer is to solve the problem permanently.
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The coons are gone, the wirings fixed, son-in-law is headed to the auction with cull cow, and bull. You evict them, or solve the problem permanent like? Evidently he likes the yearly drama. Gives him something else to post about on the Fire.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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I was out in the field at the time, the notion of putting a 22 bullet through the trailer is not a good one.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Good thing you weren't in your pajamas. Apparently if you are it's poaching.
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I bottle fed some young ones, they still had their eyes shut. Crazy as a pet coon is right.
I named two Bonnie, and Clyde. Their offspring may still be about.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I bottle fed some young ones, they still had their eyes shut. Crazy as a pet coon is right.
I named two Bonnie, and Clyde. Their offspring may still be about. Good on you Wabi! Gotta love a coon story with a positive ending. So many times coon stories end up bad for the coons.
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Coons eat whatever they can, sweet corn, shield corn, mulberry's, chickens. They get by.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Coons eat whatever they can, sweet corn, shield corn, mulberry's, chickens. They get by. Grape soda pop, orange soda pop, chitlins,grits, watermelon, fried chicken, pork rinds, bbq chips, any kind of fast food...then call it racist if you point out that diet will give you heart problems. Oh you were talking raccoons my bad
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