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Fact # 25:
People do not sneeze on other people.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I have a wall that I sneeze on.
Its horrible.
I am MAGA.
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I have a wall that I sneeze on.
Its horrible. Those new plexiglass sneeze guards in the grocery store make me want to test my shot pattern.
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?"
- Wabi-
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I don't care what anyone says, this thread is quality entertainment. I appreciate the chuckles.
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Fact #26:
Six feet is an arbitrary distance that was decided on by people that are dumber than you.
(Texas and Oregon excluded)
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You're late to the game. I covered that back in January, spread through fecal matter.
That's why it is spreading through nursing homes like third world countries right now.....no hygiene from low-wage third world illegal employees working there, who take it home and into their communities. Congratulations. Give yourself a reach-around. Ass-play?
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Fact # 27:
Launching your boat is not endangering anybody.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Fact # 18:
I had to google copraphile. ^^^^This^^^^
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Fact #2:
You don't know where my gloved hand has been. We know, but it’s not for us to judge.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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the unbanned spreads misinformation Fact #5: SSE agrees with Rachel Maddow. Rachel Maddie is a weird looking dude.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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Fact #6:
Your N 95 respirator is doing nothing to prevent the spread of COVID - 19 That is why I don’t wear one.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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Congratulations there deacon I see you're talking about something you know lots about, stupidity and dumbness. Finally looked in the mirror, you've added fake psychic to your list of claims. You wouldn't make a pimple on a gunsmith's azz.
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Fact #10:
COVID 19 cannot be transmitted by a fart.
Some hyper smart people like The Duck of Death will tell you that your turd can mix with a power flush and become an "aerosol."
They are idiots. Agreed but will avoid your farts anyway.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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Fact # 19:
Desantis is giving a live press conference that you should all be listening to. Can’t because I’m listening to you.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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Fact # 18:
I had to google copraphile. ^^^^This^^^^ I'm resisting... on principle... or stubbornness... Kent
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Fact # 24:
Rachel Maddow and Robert Deniro agree with the lock downs and believe they should be extended. They should be locked down together.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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Pretty sure it has something to do with poo.
I am MAGA.
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DeNiro knows that long term lockdowns and the associated boredom is the only chance "The Irishman" has of being watched start to finish.
I'm currently watching a show called "the secret of skinwalker ranch" not out of boredom (since I'm an essential [bleep]) but due to the effects of escalated alcohol use due to the stress induced by the spread of covid 19 and it's effects on our economy. At least that's what I'm telling the wife.....
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Pretty sure it has something to do with poo. The press-conference?
I retired from the Johns Manville asbestos pop tart factory in ‘59, and still never made the connection.—-Slumlord
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