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Why you never let some one else use your pond in Utah!

LOL, what do you call this blackie, did you forget already?? You not only initiated the conversation, you managed to insult all southerners at the same time. Is your memory failing you there chief?

I wouldn't really know Jim, you see Manatees are a protected species.

They like to lay around eating all our natural sea grasses until they become huge blubbering sacks of almost useless protein.

Fortunately, once they devour these huge beds of sea grass it successfully eliminates habitat for many native species of fish that once depended on these grass beds as estuaries of sorts.

Of course they schit, and I mean they schit a lot cause they eat a lot.

So we have lots of Manatee schit, fortunately most of this schit is all in the big blue springs they like to congregate at.


Luckily we have environmentalist after environmentalist running about policing the areas these huge sacks of protein choose to float around in.
These environmentalist love to mandate no wake zones and idle zones through out the area to help protect this species from being bumped into or disturbed by passing boats...................



..................Thankfully now there are sooooooo many idle zones you can spend hour upon hour idling along to get to your favorite fishing spot that once, long ago would have just taken minutes to arrive at.

Manatees are also known to bend props.....



Props can be expensive, so living a waste not want not life, you bend my prop, I waste not.

There is a reason they called these fuggers Sea Cows for years...

Bon Appétit Mother Fuggers

HOW TO HANDLE MANATEE MEAT

Manatee meat has a mild taste and readily adapts to recipes for beef.
Choice cuts of meat, primarily the tail and peduncle, can be used in any recipe.
The body and flipper meat, with just a little extra preparation and special recipes, can be just as tasty.
I recommend cubing the less-tender cuts for extra tenderness or pounding steaks with a meat mallet.

Regardless of what cut of manatee meat you are using, all fat and sinew must be removed before freezing or preparing. Even the yellowish fat between the layers should be removed. When using flipper or body meat, I'd recommend removing the white tendons and vessels as well.

Manatee meat has been successfully frozen for over a year.
This was done by removing all fat, wrapping well in cellophane and then again in freezer paper.

Manatee meat can be tenderized in several different ways.
Personally I'd cube each piece of meat. But you can pound each piece of manatee with a meat mallet until thin, usually about one inch.
Always cut manatee meat across the grain for a more tender piece of meat.

Meat cut types

Regardless of which cut of meat you use, you will find manatee to be a very delicious and versatile meat. It is also low in fat, making it a great item for the calorie conscious person.

Body and flipper meat cuts are excellent choices for burgers, casseroles, ground meat, soups and stews.

Flipper - sever the joints where flippers attach to body

Peduncle and tail meat work well for roasts, steaks and barbecue.

Tail - cut across the base of the tail just below abdomen

Peduncle - meat from peduncle muscles

Torso - remaining meat from the back and ribs

Appearance of meat cuts
Tail - light pink to white with internal bands of hard white fat that appear circular in cross sections and run lengthwise near the tailbone
Flipper - darker in color with small fat deposits along tendons
Torso - similar to meat from tail but without fat bands



A* - top of neck, cube or use mallet
B* - neck meat, cube or use mallet
C - back, tender
D - body meat
E - peduncle, very tender
F - tailmeat, very tender
G*- flipper meat, must cube or use mallet

* less tender cuts

Recipes

Manatee Balls
1 lb chopped manatee meat
1 egg
1 Tbsp finely chopped onions
2 Tbsps. finely chopped celery
1 Tbsp finely chopped parsley
2 Tbsps finely chopped shallots
2 Tbsps lemon pepper
1/2 Tsp salt
1/4 cup breadcrumbs
1 cup cooking oil Flour to dredge

Combine all ingredients, form into 1-inch balls.
Allow to set for one hour.
Dredge with flour and fry until brown.

Serve hot.

Baked Manatee
6 manatee steaks
lemon juice
lemon slices
garlic powder
butter
chopped parsley
salt and pepper to taste

Arrange manatee steaks in an ovenware dish large enough to place in a single layer, sprinkle with salt, pepper and garlic.
Squeeze lemon juice over steaks.
Cut a generous amount of butter into squares and place over the steaks.
Arrange lemon slices over the steaks and then sprinkle generously with parsley.
Bake in a 375 F oven until steaks are cooked.
Serve with french bread.

Grilled Manatee
2 lbs manatee steaks
1 Tbs. onion powder
1 Tbs. garlic salt
1 Tsp. butter for each steak

Season steaks with onion and garlic.
Place in an aluminum pan ( or wrap and seal in aluminum foil ) on grill.
Dot each steak with butter.
Turn over half way through cooking.
Cook over medium grill for 15 to 20 mins.

Burgers
5 lbs manatee meat, ground 2 onions minced 3 potatos diced small 3 bread slices diced small
Season with salt, pepper and garlic powder
Mix all ingredients and form into patties.
Pan fry until golden brown.

Manatee Broulettes
2 lbs manatee
2 egg yolks
1/2 bell pepper oil
2 stalks celery salt and pepper to taste milk
3 sllices of bread
2 onions
1 cup water
Grind together with the manatee, onions, celery, and bell pepper.
Soak bread in milk and press out.
Add to ground mixture.
Add egg yolks and season to taste.
Spoon into hot oil and brown.
Remove and in another pot add the water and bring to a boil.
Put in the broulettes in the water and steam on low heat for 35 minutes with a cover on.

Beer Fried Manatee
1 lb manatee flour
Trim meat and cut into finger sized pieces.
Soak pieces in beer overnight.
Drain.
Roll in flour
Deep fat fry until golden brown.

Manatee Spaghetti
3 lbs manatee meat
3-6 oz cans of tomato paste
4 Tsps salt
1 cup minced bell pepper
3/4 cup chopped parsley
2 cups minced onion
1/2 cup worchestershire sauce
1 lb mushroom stems and pieces
3 cans (2 lbs, 3 oz each) tomatoes
4 Tsps oregano
3 cloves minced garlic
2 Tbsps sweet basil
1/2 lb sliced bacon, diced
1-1/2 cups water
1/4 tsp tabasco

In a 4-6 quart pot, fry the bacon until crisp. Remove the bacon and all but 3 tbsp bacon grease. Add manatee meat which has been cut into 1 inch cubes and brown. (If using smoked manatee meat, omit this stage) Remove meat when brown and set aside. Sauté onions, drained mushrooms, bell pepper and garlic for 10 minutes. Stir in the tomatoes, tomato paste, water, worcestershire sauce, parsley, basil, oregano, salt and tabasco. Bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer, uncovered, stirring occasionally, for 3 hours or longer. Add reserved manatee meat and simmer until meat is tender. Serve over spaghetti with parmesan cheese. Sauce yield is approximately 5 quarts.

Manatee and Scallops
4 manatee steaks - 1 inch thick
1 egg
1 cup milk
1/2 cup butter
Trim all fat from steaks.
Cut and pound steaks until 1" thin.
Beat egg and add milk.
Dip each piece into egg mixture.
In a skillet, heat butter.
Saute steaks on each side 2 to 4 minutes.
Serve 'scallop sauce' over manatee steaks.

Soup Du Manatee
2 lbs manatee meat, cubed
2 tbsps oil
1 cup roux
1 cup onion, chopped
1 cup celery, chopped
2/3 cup bell pepper, chopped
1 lb can whole tomatoes in juice
1 lemon sliced across
1 tbsp salt
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp red pepper
1 tsp black pepper
2- inch cut basil sprigs
2 quarts water
4 tbsps parsley

Heat oil.
Add roux, tomatoes and juice, onion, celery, bell peppers, lemon, seasonings and herbs.
Stir well.
Add water.
Bring to a boil.
Cover and simmer 2-1/2 hours or until meat is tender.
Add parsley and simmer a few minutes more.
Add dry sherry if desired when serving.

Typical Texan. I haven't done a thing with my pond except fish in it since I bought the place. It's about 1/2 acre at the far edge of my back lawn 50 yards from the back door. It's got cattails and lily pads around the edges. Good habitat for the frogs and bluegills and bass that live in it. The ducks and geese and herons seem to like it too.

Read a little bit of this thread and wonder about some folks. My pond is only 1.5 acres and I sure as 'ell don't want strangers or unwanted people on my property. I have a lot of time and money in it. Stocking it, mowing and weed eating, built a pier, and just put 10lbs of Mozambique Tilapia to get rid of the unwanted vegetation. Yes friends, family, and the neighbor fishes it. Folks have a bad habit of leaving their trash and I don't put up with it. Smokepole understands.

Kid, I'm an Okie that is proud to live in Texas. You can do with your mudpuddle as you wish and it doesn't bother me. Also, I will do with my mudpuddle as I wish without any help from you.

Gramps, I don't give a damn where you're from or whether you're proud of it or not. Being a selfish and stingy prick with your toys when you have been fortunate in life is never something to be proud of. It doesn't sound like you are, seeing as how you do let friends and neighbors fish your pond.

Young feller, you do whatever you choose and I won't bitch about it. I will do as I see fit with my property and it ain't none of your business. You know nothing about me and you have passed judgement. You must be pretty shy on friends, feller.

Obviously it ain't good when you forget your Metamucil gramps. It turns your brain to shyt.

Ridiculous. That's gonna spook the fish for days.

Blackheart,

My family and I were gonna do a NE summer vacation late this summer.

Would it be ok if we stopped in and fished at your place?

Blackheart,

My family and I were gonna do a NE summer vacation late this summer.

Would it be ok if we stopped in and fished at your place?

I can't help but visualize....

You've never been anything but a dick on here since day one. What do you think ?

Yes?

It is pretty easy to get your goat ain't it, chuckle chuckle chuckle!

Keep guessing. Here's a hint. You and smokepole are right next to each other on my list of people to meet.