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I like bologna. I call ketchup tomato pus. Walmart is great for what it is. Too many old guys on the Fire spouting their ka-nowledge from 50 years ago. Too bad times have changed and mostly what they knew is wrong. It happened to their folks, it happened to them, it will happen to me in another 20 years or so. Time passes us all by. Huh? Are you one of them young fellers that likes Creedmores? You're certainly not going to try to tell us that the Ought Six is dead............like Roy?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Ok chit
I’m not a good liar
I like fried bologna so much, I order it at the Catfish House. Put the relief cuts in so it don’t come up.
Hunk of velveeta on there, a wad of jalepeños off to the side. Bring me some horse radish too.
No one in Tn turns down bologna. I knew it!! You broke like a twig man! 
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Well I never! I’m clutching my pearls just thinking about it. It’s bad enough that my own delicate sensitivities are so often most horrifically and violently violated by some of the barbarous and uncouth denizens lurking about this place but now I discover that several of my stalwart and righteous fellows are being driven from the forum by the disgracious, loutish, and ungentlemanly elucidations of a few boorish and graceless rapscallions. What will the genteel paragons of virtue at my social club think?
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you put catsup on my bologna sammich, you better fry it first. Rather have mustard though.
If you like mayo on it, you need a kick in the balls
🤮🤮 There’s a hole series wrong with that topic. Basically it just comes down to levels of “least offensive”. Starting at the very beginning with “bologna sandwich. From there we go down the line with decreasingly palatable choices such as “bologna sammich with catsup”, to fried bologna sammich” to “fried bologna sammich with catsup” etc, etc... I will agree with the thing about the mustard making it all go down just a bit better though... Agreed I was just trolling I wouldn’t eat those slabs of listeria. I do hear they’re popular with a goodly percentage of the Walmart crowd... I wouldn’t know, I haven’t stepped foot in a Walmart in 30 years. Dude you’re missing out on some quality entertainment, and ridiculously low prices on bottom shelf quality goods.. Stretch pants on sale. Aisle 5. Bottom row. Caused more pregnancies than any penis.
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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I like mayo and mustard on my bologna along with 2 slices of American cheese.
the stuff inside the sandwich has to be thicker than the bread
the people that need a kick in the balls are those miracle whip bastards. They shouldn't even be allowed to vote in the general election.
oh and people leaving the fire because of fireballs wife - whatever, they probably buy homelite chainsaws
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have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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I don't remember having a fried bologna sandwich for a long time, at the shidt out of them as a kid. I like my with miracle whip. Gotta make a cut so it fries flat and not all bubbled up
But for a truly epic bologna sandwich, you need a couple slices of american cheese, couple slices of bologna, miracle whip, peanut butter, and jelly. That my friend is a real bologna sandwich. Minus the P&B..LOL..I had them all the time also..Two slices of fried bologna/cheese/Miracle whip/lettuce/tomato and sometimes/sliced cucumbers and pickles..Now it is mostly fried turkey ham with the same fixins'..
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^what I'd tell you! 
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I like mayo and mustard on my bologna along with 2 slices of American cheese.
the stuff inside the sandwich has to be thicker than the bread
the people that need a kick in the balls are those miracle whip bastards. They shouldn't even be allowed to vote in the general election.
oh and people leaving the fire because of fireballs wife - whatever, they probably buy homelite chainsaws Miracle whip is the devils sex lube. I can’t think of a more disgusting “condiment”. They ought to just put that schit on everything they feed to the prisoners at GITMO. They’d never have to waterboard anybody again...
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I like mayo and mustard on my bologna along with 2 slices of American cheese.
the stuff inside the sandwich has to be thicker than the bread
the people that need a kick in the balls are those miracle whip bastards. They shouldn't even be allowed to vote in the general election.
oh and people leaving the fire because of fireballs wife - whatever, they probably buy homelite chainsaws Miracle whip is the devils sex lube. I can’t think of a more disgusting “condiment”. They ought to just put that schit on everything they feed to the prisoners at GITMO. They’d never have to waterboard anybody again... lol I'm just messing with people over Miracle Whip, but it is like the candy of condiments to me. who am I to pass judgement, I buy dollar general store brand cheese in a can
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“CONSUUUUELAAAA! Bring me my raisins and another cup of Metamucil! I gonna did the internets!”
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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What this forum needs is more experts....
Self appointed experts.
Some has to be rights. Some one has to be wrong. No other way. No middle ground.
Like at the end of ol’ yeller.
Also - put me in the mustard only on my bolona sammich column.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Fried Bologna, need to use thick cut chub bologna rather than packaged. I use to put relief cuts in mine so that it wouldn't bubble up in the frying pan,(3 cuts half way to center as if cutting a pie into 3rds.) and just cook the edges. 3 slices to a sandwich fried heavily coated with Chris & Pits BBQ sauce. Fried until crisp on both sides, placed on sour-dough toast with thick Mayo. Doesn't need cheese pickles or anything else.
Phil
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“CONSUUUUELAAAA! Bring me my raisins and another cup of Metamucil! I gonna did the internets!” You might chase someone off with those snide comments Sir.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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What this forum needs is more experts....
Self appointed experts.
Some has to be rights. Some one has to be wrong. No other way. No middle ground.
Like at the end of ol’ yeller.
Also - put me in the mustard only on my bolona sammich column.
If everyone, including my wife, would just listen to me, there would be NO need for any other "experts" on any matter.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Growing up, our county is dry.
You could go across county line into AL.
Colored lady had a country store.
Case of old Milwaukee and a fried bolona sammich was $20.
That was 20 years or more ago.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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What this forum needs is more experts....
Self appointed experts.
Some has to be rights. Some one has to be wrong. No other way. No middle ground.
Like at the end of ol’ yeller.
Also - put me in the mustard only on my bolona sammich column.
If everyone, including my wife, would just listen to me, there would be NO need for any other "experts" on any matter. Put me down in the “i agree” column. How’s the chicken egg bartering biz going today?
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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What this forum needs is more experts....
Self appointed experts.
Some has to be rights. Some one has to be wrong. No other way. No middle ground.
Like at the end of ol’ yeller.
Also - put me in the mustard only on my bolona sammich column.
If everyone, including my wife, would just listen to me, there would be NO need for any other "experts" on any matter. Geno my friend, you are doing it wrong...... tell the wife, you wear the pants and are the smartest man at the 24 hr campfire and if she was smart she would listen to every word you tell her! Tell her this advice came from Flave..... 
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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“Bring me my raisins and another cup of Metamucil”, roared CONSUUUUELAAAA! “I gonna did the internets!”
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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