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If you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table, 'in front of her kids'........................you might be a redneck/ good one If your vehicle payments, rims and tats, booze bill are accumulatively worth more than your annual rent and annual income.
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Campfire Regular
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If you’ve ever been asked for identification and you showed em your belt buckle.
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace" from Numbers 6:24-26
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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If your pickup truck won’t hold all your guns....
I took offense to that one.
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace" from Numbers 6:24-26
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Campfire Regular
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You think it's a good thing that your dna matches your wife's.
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Posts: 13,801
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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A Redneck Mexican Magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a Trace.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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More running chest freezers than cars.... Guilty (But two are uprights)
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Campfire Outfitter
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More running chest freezers than cars.... Guilty (But two are uprights) My freezers and running vehicle number run side by side. Today.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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I take offense to these jokes and I'm hereby BANNING all of them from this point forward. Consider me triggered and angry enough to throw my latte'.....I'll hold my breath! I'm not kidding!!!!!!
Last edited by reivertom; 06/22/20.
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Campfire Outfitter
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If your toilet paper is a sears catalog, you are a redneck.
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