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Originally Posted by gunner500
If you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table, 'in front of her kids'........................you might be a redneck/


good one

If your vehicle payments, rims and tats, booze bill are accumulatively worth more than your annual rent and annual income.

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If you’ve ever been asked for identification and you showed em your belt buckle.


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If your pickup truck won’t hold all your guns....

I took offense to that one.


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You think it's a good thing that your dna matches your wife's.

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A Redneck Mexican Magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a Trace.

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Originally Posted by OldmanoftheSea
More running chest freezers than cars....

Guilty

(But two are uprights)

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by OldmanoftheSea
More running chest freezers than cars....

Guilty

(But two are uprights)


My freezers and running vehicle number run side by side. Today.

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I take offense to these jokes and I'm hereby BANNING all of them from this point forward. Consider me triggered and angry enough to throw my latte'.....I'll hold my breath! I'm not kidding!!!!!!

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If your toilet paper is a sears catalog, you are a redneck.


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