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For years I made fun of people staring at tiny little screens aka the smart phone.
But now I feel stupid for not getting one sooner.
(try not to stare)
Kinda like what people say after they buy a can, why didn't I get one sooner.
(of course I don't have one of those yet) Just wait until you get your first iPad Mini.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I just started wonderin' if Amazon ain't the devil.
It is.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Kahuna
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Was wrong about gravity. It pulls upward when one flys inverted.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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For most of my life I always said (nobody’s that stupid). Then they sold pet rocks and it’s been downhill ever since. Edk
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Superbowl a couple years I thought the Falcons had it in the bag.....
Nope.
Fuuckin' Brady pulled it off. Bob Kraft gets caught in an Asian massage parlor. Tom Brady and Gronk are playing for the Buccaneers. Cam Newton is on the Patriots. Crazy times.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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MAGA
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Was wrong about gravity. It pulls upward when one flys inverted. I don't think that was gravity.
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Wait, I may be reading you wrong
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A French Brittany would find wild pheasant in what I thought was a bare tilled field.
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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I grew up around smart, attractive and decent women......so figured most were like that, could be trusted at personal and professional levels.
Nope.
Now i think they shouldn't be allowed to hold any office or position of authority.
They shouldnt vote or drive either
Last edited by hookeye; 07/30/20.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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What's the difference between Medusa and modern women?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Thank you all for the good replies!
Seriously, glad to compare mistakes.
I can't think of anything else.
Last edited by SamOlson; 07/30/20.
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I grew up around smart, attractive and decent women......so figured most were like that, could be trusted at personal and professional levels.
Nope.
Now i think they shouldn't be allowed to hold any office or position of authority.
They shouldnt vote or drive either I grew up in my youngest years around women that while strong willed, and proud lived life as they were meant to and tended family and worked as needed around the farm. Then we moved and I was exposed to "women" that would rather pretend to be a man and work a job while someone else raised their kids. Or whore around and have multiple complicated "families". I didn't appreciate what a slut brought to the table till much later.
MAGA
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Thank you all for the good replies!
Seriously, glad to compare mistakes.
I can't think of anything else. Been a couple times "I wonder what's over that next ridge" got me into tough situations. Metaphorical and literal. 
MAGA
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I used to think wearing reading glasses meant you were old.
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Sometimes takin' a look takes a while!
It'd be easy if it didn't take longer to get home.
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I thought I was good at drinking, but, I was actually just very experienced.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Trump, the night he was elected I thought, a New York celebrity that loves the camera...................this is going to go south quickly. He has done 200% better thought.
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Hah! I read this as “Easy women are bald!” And I thought, boy ain’t that the truth!
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