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and this had to be passed on to the world?

Must be nappy time for CCCCCCC, took his bitch slap while I was mowing. Shade tree replies 😐Jesus take the wheel, I gotta speak to someone on the innernek. That or he is “replacing a ujoint on his motor home” yeah right. Old man couldnt open a jar of pickles.

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who was in a terrible car accident and lost his penis. When he came to in the hospital the Doc told him that because of medical advancements they would be able to grow him a new one. The insurance company said they would cover compensate up to $20,000.00, and to talk it over with his wife to determine
size and such. Guy went back with his wife a week later. Doctor asked him what they decided and the wife responded
that they were gonna take the $20,000.00 and get the kitchen remodeled!!!!!!!

OK mouthfountain - I purposely gave it a break and went off to do more important stuff and come back in to find that you are still out of control - just can't manage to stop your inanity. So, here are short replies to all three of your ensuing rants.
1. You probably should post that (one and only) PM I sent to you a while back in response to your "no regrets" post about HS days (thought a PM would be more polite than addressing it out loud). If you do put it up, be sure to publish all of the back and forth text.

2. Not a "U joint" today - crawled under the Workhorse and rebuilt the drive line handbrake assembly - shoes, springs, clips, etc. - a bit of a challenge for an old codger on his back with the driveshaft/drum just a bit above the face.

3. I feel highly blessed in this life, so even the most low life spouter on the internet is not going to cause me any woe. Although surely troubled about health threats to some I hold most dear, the rest is bright and shiny. I would wish such peace and happiness for you.

You make taking a shît on that whole “respect your elders” notion very easy

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.

"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says.

"The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."

The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure. "So what's the good news?" he asks.

The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"

The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it." So the doctor performs the operation.

A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.

Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.

Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.

"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"

Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably... but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my a$$!"

As if you ever, ever gave pause or found it anything but easy to do so.

Tarzan went swinging on a vine in the jungle one day and the vine broke. Tarzan popped an eye out, broke his right arm and his penis. He went to the witch doctor and the witch doctor gave him a hawk eye to replace his eye. A gorilla arm to replace his arm and an elephant trunk for his penis then send Tarzan on his way.

A month later, Tarzan went back for a check up. The witch doctor asked him if everything is working. Tarzan said the hawk eye was great and that he could see everything. The gorilla arm was also great because he could pick up anything. Though there was one issue with the elephant trunk he said. The witch doctor asked him what’s wrong with it. Tarzan explained that every time he bends over, it picks up a coconut and shoves it up his a$$.

You make taking a shît on that whole “respect your elders” notion very easy

Not many are taught to respect their elders anymore. When I was a kid my dad would've backhanded me out of my chair for disrespecting an elder and he actually did exactly that when I mouthed off one time.

The erectile tissue in the penis is pretty sophisticated hence the "mechanical erection" and I'm sure there will be no orgasm. I'm sure he will still have psychological issues unless he just deals with the fact that he can have a full and enjoyable life without sex.