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My dog won't eat Chinese food, proving beyond a shadow of doubt he's smarter than most people.

Hardies used to make a lot of money off of us.
Probably because it was one of the only places with horse radish sauce.

Thats probably what made those Roman rations taste edible.

That reminds me Wabigoon.
Do you know where the Colonel's secret recipe came from?

No googling for the answer allowed.

I believe it.

There's strains of gmo corn that even pigs won't touch.
Its a yellow variety used in corn chips sold in the grocery stores

Wabigoon,

Going from memory about 30 years ago,
I heard a lecture on the history of fast food.
Basically, the poor Japanese rations of WWII were nearly inedible. Their gt found that they could get soldiers to eat the bad food by adding lots of MSG... monosodium glutamate.

If memory is correct, Colonel H. Sanders learned of this and added it to his chicken batter. Sales jumped way up as this flavor enhancer also caused addiction.
It affects the neurological hunger receptors and thats why an hour after you eat it, you're ready to eat again.

Story goes that he shared the secret ingredient with McDonald's owner Ray Croc.

Eventually, all fast food joints used it excessively and routinely .

You are a fugking moron.

Kroc of shît

I just snorted out my G & T.

You bullies need to back off, the camper has the gift of words, and he is saved!



mike r

Wabigoon talked to him on the phone.

What would you give to hear that back and forth?

It would be like having to ride in coach and be seated between TRH and jag and being held on the ground for 2 hours, and no drink service, and no AC, and an arab sow w/ 3 bawling kids in the row behind us.

This would make for a great Friday night thread!


mike r

He was the ONLY ONE real man who had the balls to call me back when you girls were whining and gossiping about the new guy.

I'm still not sure you're guy. No guy I know is as chatty and FOS as you are.

You know he's a retard.

Right?

Hey....easy there Kowalski!

Me?

You mouthy fugging Pollock!

You are a Pollock right?

Apologies if not.

Did he hear you when you sat down to pee while chatting?

When you gotta go.....you gotta go.

Front to back

Dont wanna get a uti

The only good reason to enter mickey d's. They have to sign their work when they clean the schidters, western civilization at its' best.

Large James, how far is it to the nearest Mc Ds from your home?



mike r

Who the fugk are you talking to?

Use the GD bottoms on your screen.