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Haha I’d rather eat there vs take a dump there. That’s a frightening thought. Bathroom usually looks like Jean-Claude Van Damme beat the hell of of someone in there.
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He was the ONLY ONE real man who had the balls to call me back when you girls were whining and gossiping about the new guy.
You know he's a retard.
Right?
That's why I've been easy on Jim and Slum.
Jim can't help it that he was born that way.
As for Slum. Well, I just smile and laugh when he reminds me of .....
VIDEO
Wait! Jim....Jim..... Maybe I got that backwards.
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The one thing I dont like about their bathrooms is you have to wade through the dining area to get there . All I wanna do is take a leak, not climb over some fat welfare mama and her six screaming kids. Put the bathrooms up by door.
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You mouthy fugging Pollock! You are a Pollock right? Apologies if not.
Who the fugk are you talking to?
Use the GD bottoms on your screen.
Pollock is not as good as Cod. But even on the highline few wish to wear a pollock piece. Correct me if wrong.
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Don't wish it were easier Wish you were better Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC
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The one thing I dont like about their bathrooms is you have to wade through the dining area to get there . All I wanna do is take a leak, not climb over some fat welfare mama and her six screaming kids. Put the bathrooms up by door.
That is the best part, everyone knows that they are paying for your crapper. There are few pleasures for the weary traveller that equal a Mc Ds on or near an injun res. Those folks are a little judgemental.
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Don't wish it were easier Wish you were better Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC
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When you gotta go.....you gotta go.
The only good reason to enter mickey d's. They have to sign their work when they clean the schidters, western civilization at its' best.
Large James, how far is it to the nearest Mc Ds from your home?
mike r
About 30 miles is all.
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Haha I’d rather eat there vs take a dump there. That’s a frightening thought. Bathroom usually looks like Jean-Claude Van Damme beat the hell of of someone in there.
Home Depot has the cleanest public bathrooms Ive found.
The Walmarts is a dice roll.......
Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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This camper retard thinks that deer are organic and corn is poison. Apparently you can get autism and be against vaccines at the same time.
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Haha I’d rather eat there vs take a dump there. That’s a frightening thought. Bathroom usually looks like Jean-Claude Van Damme beat the hell of of someone in there.
Home Depot has the cleanest public bathrooms Ive found.
The Walmarts is a dice roll.......
You guys should stay away from food that makes you schit at Walmart.
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The one thing I dont like about their bathrooms is you have to wade through the dining area to get there . All I wanna do is take a leak, not climb over some fat welfare mama and her six screaming kids. Put the bathrooms up by door.
I have not taken a piss inside a town building in years.
Thats a waste of resources and an unnecessary risk.
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The one thing I dont like about their bathrooms is you have to wade through the dining area to get there . All I wanna do is take a leak, not climb over some fat welfare mama and her six screaming kids. Put the bathrooms up by door.
I have not taken a piss inside a town building in years.
Thats a waste of resources and an unnecessary risk.
I admire your determination to avoid the welfare/gay germs, but when on a road trip you have to make some compromises. When making a pit stop for gas and cheeseburgers in Possumfucqk Georgia, I don't want Roscoe P. Coaltrane hauling me off to the county slammer because I took a piss on the courthouse lawn.
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Haha I’d rather eat there vs take a dump there. That’s a frightening thought. Bathroom usually looks like Jean-Claude Van Damme beat the hell of of someone in there.
Home Depot has the cleanest public bathrooms Ive found.
The Walmarts is a dice roll.......
You guys should stay away from food that makes you schit at Walmart.
I didnt choose the life, it chose me.
jokes aside,
if its spicy or greasy.... itll work on me.
its hard to find a fast food ham sammich.
Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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If your wife isn't weird.....just open up your car door and stand there and piss. Next to the rocker panel. Have your phone next to your ear and make like you are talking to your bookie.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Haha I’d rather eat there vs take a dump there. That’s a frightening thought. Bathroom usually looks like Jean-Claude Van Damme beat the hell of of someone in there.
Home Depot has the cleanest public bathrooms Ive found.
The Walmarts is a dice roll.......
You guys should stay away from food that makes you schit at Walmart.
I didnt choose the life, it chose me.
jokes aside,
if its spicy or greasy.... itll work on me.
its hard to find a fast food ham sammich.
Fair enough.
When I worked in town I got bored as hell with the choices.
I am lucky however.....nothing gives me the schits.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Do you live in a reasonably civilized place Dave? Lots of food choices? I am probably gonna have to move to Mississippi soon......good food around?
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I pissed in that window squeegee tub at an Exxon near the cruise ship terminal in Miami Werent no way I wouldve been able to hold even across the parking lot into fuel mart, I sort of started drinking before I got on the boat. Started about Gainesville.
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I went to McDonald's and said - "I'd like some fries." The girl behind the counter said - "Would you like some fries with that?"
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I pissed in that window squeegee tub at an Exxon near the cruise ship terminal in Miami Werent no way I wouldve been able to hold even across the parking lot into fuel mart, I sort of started drinking before I got on the boat. Started about Gainesville.
Friend out south had to piss in the cat box early one morning.
Gainesville sounds interesting.
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Manlicker and Ted Bundy are from around there. I think,
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That would explain a lot.
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