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Campfire Savant
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I’ve worked with some real winners. I freeze water bottles to keep my lunch cool. I had a black plumber ask me how I got that big piece of ice through that little hole. He was very serious, wasn’t fuucking with me.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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You should have told him if he held it in his hands for a while it would become pliable enough to fit in the hole.
Was talking about the movie the longest day with a woman who's husband was a pilot in WWII. Another co worker asked, who won that war?
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Not enough room here for me to pass on the encounters, but YES.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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There is a reason McDonald's pioneered the "Grunt and Point" menu. Irrespective of intellect, you will get a meal.
When truth is ignored, it does not change an untruth from remaining a lie.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Pretty much like a ship in the bottle type thing, eh?
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Last year I had a guy working for me that was retired coast guard. He couldn't tie a rope to a handle on a bucket. How does that happen?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I'm surrounded by idiots. We all are.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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One idiot away from oblivion. Amazing we can fill up with gas without the place going up in smoke.
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I’ve worked with some real winners. I freeze water bottles to keep my lunch cool. I had a black plumber ask me how I got that big piece of ice through that little hole. He was very serious, wasn’t fuucking with me. You going tell?
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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And who hasn't said, quietly. "Dammit, I know I ain't that dumb!" And yet, you just did something epic!
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I try to be that real dumb person. People expect less of me that way.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I used to be a trucker, local pickup/delivery. Some of the warehouse people I encountered were classics. Some were very good at making their jobs much harder than they needed to be.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Regular
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Yes. Had an electrician that worked in the same department as I. He was dumb as crap and always said stupid stuff. I use to tell him, "If you have something to say, be quiet, otherwise shutup!"
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Not enough room here for me to pass on the encounters, but YES. Double. Maybe triple. Made me look like a raging genius. But I’m retired now.
Society of Intolerant Old Men. Rifle Slut Division
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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I used to work in an Amazon warehouse. It was filled with halfwits and Somalis, so yes, I have worked with some really dumb people. Our own department was pretty sharp, but we couldn't make up for the other departments led by halfwits and filled with the same.
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am MAGA.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I’ve worked with some real winners. I freeze water bottles to keep my lunch cool. I had a black plumber ask me how I got that big piece of ice through that little hole. He was very serious, wasn’t fuucking with me. What'd you tell him?
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Conduct is the best proof of character.
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