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I’ve worked with some real winners. I freeze water bottles to keep my lunch cool. I had a black plumber ask me how I got that big piece of ice through that little hole. He was very serious, wasn’t fuucking with me.


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You should have told him if he held it in his hands for a while it would become pliable enough to fit in the hole.

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Not enough room here for me to pass on the encounters, but YES.


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Pretty much like a ship in the bottle type thing, eh?

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Last year I had a guy working for me that was retired coast guard. He couldn't tie a rope to a handle on a bucket. How does that happen?

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I'm surrounded by idiots. We all are.


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Originally Posted by hanco
I’ve worked with some real winners. I freeze water bottles to keep my lunch cool. I had a black plumber ask me how I got that big piece of ice through that little hole. He was very serious, wasn’t fuucking with me.


You going tell?


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And who hasn't said, quietly.

"Dammit, I know I ain't that dumb!"

And yet, you just did something epic! sick


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Mostly myself.


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I try to be that real dumb person. People expect less of me that way.

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I used to be a trucker, local pickup/delivery. Some of the warehouse people I encountered were classics. Some were very good at making their jobs much harder than they needed to be.


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Yes. Had an electrician that worked in the same department as I. He was dumb as crap and always said stupid stuff. I use to tell him, "If you have something to say, be quiet, otherwise shutup!"


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Originally Posted by steve4102
Not enough room here for me to pass on the encounters, but YES.


Double. Maybe triple. Made me look like a raging genius. But I’m retired now.


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I used to work in an Amazon warehouse. It was filled with halfwits and Somalis, so yes, I have worked with some really dumb people. Our own department was pretty sharp, but we couldn't make up for the other departments led by halfwits and filled with the same.


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Not really.


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Originally Posted by hanco
I’ve worked with some real winners. I freeze water bottles to keep my lunch cool. I had a black plumber ask me how I got that big piece of ice through that little hole. He was very serious, wasn’t fuucking with me.


What'd you tell him?



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Not really. Thankfully.


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