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I picked an Indian doc to do mine. Because I’ll probably never have to worry about casually bumping into her at a walmart or kroger, ever.
That would be a weird encounter over near the carrots or the cans of sloppy joe. Interesting, I specifically told my GP I would not have an Indian Gastroenterologist do my colonoscopy. This guy ran a group of primarily Indian doctors racing each other to see who could do the most in a day and reusing single use bottles of happy juice spreading Hep C throughout our population. Come to America, get rich quick, screw the patients. Thankfully, he died in captivity. Dr, Dipak DesaiThere is that too But I’m at a university medical center and she is an associate professor in some bizarre realm of assology. She was kinda hot too. Not full/blown wash her clothes in the Ganges River with a dead cow floating by Indian. Thinking maybe she came from “motel 6 money” LMAO! Classic Slumlord poetry!
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Don't limit your challenges
Challenge your limits
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"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Mix different flavors as you go ie in the cup/thermos etc. If you mix the whole contents of all the same flavor you’ll hate it before you’re done.
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I'm not sure where the Gatorade angle comes from. I was told to drink a pint of magnesium citrate chased with a quart of water,....twice.
I think the second pint was overkill. The first one flushed me out good.
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Wow Steve, you're a brave man asking for that kind of advice on this forum- or just really bored?  Never had the opportunity to use Gatorade, but might give it a try next year for my next scheduled scoping..... last time they gave me that awful minty flavored milk of magnesia type of regurgitated gargle water and I forced it down as per directions- but I wasn't happy about it.... Worked as advertised though.... I think my next one will be my third or fourth one- don't really care, I just want to get it over with. My first one I was just about to go to sleep after the doc's preliminary butt inspection and I heard somebody say "Hi Bob!"... one of the nurses was a good friend of my wife... hope she enjoyed it because I went to sleep about 3 seconds after that... Bob Ha! Just bored. Last time I tried to get my wife to write with a sharpie on my ass, "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here." She wouldn't do it. I had to use the citrate stuff last time. God it was bad. This time I got the prescription prep. We'll see...
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I'm not sure where the Gatorade angle comes from. I was told to drink a pint of magnesium citrate chased with a quart of water,....twice.
I think the second pint was overkill. The first one flushed me out good. They suggest it due to electrolyte loss. Probably overkill.
Carpe' Scrotum
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Calling from my memory of such vast, obscure matters Elvis always traveled with gatorade, I even remember seeing it on the Lisa Marie. Lemon-lime, back when that was the only way, and in the glass bottles. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/SxN5qm7k/E09-C39-E9-5-BE6-4815-9665-A40-FFB592568.jpg) I rememember when my buddy bashed in a mescan guys head at a circle K in robstown with one of those glass bottles. Was epic.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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but seriously can i have a bud light the day before.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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but seriously can i have a bud light the day before. The last one I had the doc told me the after it was all over that I could drank all the beer I wanted to the night before.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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but seriously can i have a bud light the day before. The last one I had the doc told me the after it was all over that I could drank all the beer I wanted to the night before. cool, i'll be relaxed going in.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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When I did my last one, ten years ago, I went with green.
Swear to God I work up in the middle of it and saw on the camera green drops on my colon wall. Reminded me of that scene in Andromeda Strain where they see the alien goop the satellite scoop's mesh.
Thinking clear or white this time. Yup. NO color.
After all said and done did you have to wait in recovery room (full of people in the same predicament) till you farted out loud?
If I did, it was before the Propofol wore off. I have no memory of any discomfort, or flatulence.[/quote] Same. Sad I missed that asspect based on videos posted. 😂
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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but seriously can i have a bud light the day before. Basically water.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Purple verboten, according to the nurse. Bone broth from Costco with a dash of Himalayan salt.Been there done that
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only thing that worries me is going under, when they put pins in my finger when that damn dog attacked me my heart stopped and they had to resuscitate me, and i saw it all while it happened and remembered after i came too.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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only thing that worries me is going under, when they put pins in my finger when that damn dog attacked me my heart stopped and they had to resuscitate me, and i saw it all while it happened and remembered after i came too. Make sure you tell your docs that, especially the anesthesiologists.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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