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This sucks, says the 50 year old...
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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I've had "the procedure" twice... I think they use a more concentrated "flushing agent" now.... I still remember the first time ... just staring at the last of the Gatorade and thinking if I don't get this all down all this effort might be a waste.....
Please don't feed the trolls!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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only thing that worries me is going under, when they put pins in my finger when that damn dog attacked me my heart stopped and they had to resuscitate me, and i saw it all while it happened and remembered after i came too. Make sure you tell your docs that, especially the anesthesiologists. I will but what I'm saying is i guess what i had was an out of body experience, was kind a cool, when the Dr told me what happened I just said I know.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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Ain't this about like asking which of your neighbor's dogs you'd prefer to take a schit in your front yard?
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/uBnjJ6V.png) You're welcome. FC
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I'm @ T-minus 3 weeks for the next one. For the last one, I used yellow or orange GatorAid, IIRC. It was certainly effective, & garnered no complaints from those doing the procedure. Oddly enough, by the last quart, it was kinda fun: a pleasant warm, moist sensation, with no mess. Like a "reverse bidet", if you will...
The only hiccup was when the happy juice wore off, & the Dr lady steering the ColonCam kept ignoring my shouts that it hurt like hell, and all of my exhortations for her to stop. I don't think she believed I was awake 'til I reached back & dug my thumb into the pressure point on the bottom of her wrist. Oddly enough, she ended the it right then & there.
Good luck, Roger.
FC
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"Every day is a holiday, and every meal is a banquet."
- Mrs. FC
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Thanks for the visualization.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
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You're welcome. FC I like the way you think.
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I'm not sure where the Gatorade angle comes from. I was told to drink a pint of magnesium citrate chased with a quart of water,....twice.
I think the second pint was overkill. The first one flushed me out good. B. A few years ago, for my first procedure, "Go Lightly" prescription was the standard. It was a powder you mixed with water. I do not know what the active ingredient was. But the electrolytes were in the mix. Today, with the common reliance on Miralax (polyethylene glycol) which is a soluble powder, one needs a solvent for consumption. Gatorade is a solvent for the powder and supplies electrolytes.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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They told me lemon lime original was all I was allowed to drink beside chicken broth and water. They knocked me completely out and the procedure took 7 minutes or so I am told.
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I never hear of womens gettin colonscoped
What up wit dat?
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Mine tasted just fine the way it was, not that big of a deal. Make sure you ask the nurse if they wouldn't mind doing a drive by on the old prostate, seeing how they go right by it!
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I never hear of womens gettin colonscoped
What up wit dat? Maybe they just don't talk about it? My sister had one done a couple of years ago when she was 54 - she had low iron levels or something, but was all good with the scope results.
Whatever you said...everyone knows you are a lying jerk. That's a bold assertion. Point out where you think I lied. Well?
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I had my 4th about a month ago. I use Frost flavored Gatorade to chase the prep solution. I find it really helps. Just a small amount of the Gatorade after I swallow the prep stops the aftertaste.
They started me at 41 due to dad's history. My wife has had 2 now.
The last 2 were a lot better than the 1st 2. It is getting better
Most people don't really want the truth.
They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.
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I never hear of womens gettin colonscoped
What up wit dat? The Warden just had one about 6 mos ago.
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Just got the paperwork for mine next month,
No red or purple liquids,smoothies,milkshakes
(Roger) no alcoholic beverages
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It took over a year for BCBS to pay
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I never hear of womens gettin colonscoped
What up wit dat? The Warden just had one about 6 mos ago. The wife's had two. She's on the 5 year plan due to family history. I'm on the 10 year plan. I bitch about it 4 times as much, though.
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