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Plumbing Van, "Keep Your Wife in Hot Water".
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I saw this one years ago , “Ex-wife for sale, take over payments”.
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Cheap work aint good Good work aint cheap
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Campfire Kahuna
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Bipartisan Bumper Sticker. "Run Hilary, Run." Democrat's put on the rear bumper, Republicans on the front.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Outfitter
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For some reason this one always made me chuckle.
Black Cows Matter!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Cheap work aint good Good work aint cheap Not all good work is expensive. Not all expensive work is good.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Tracker
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"I don't lend money cuz it causes amnesia!" "Okay, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can diet!" "Visualize whirled peas."
Last edited by agazain; 10/28/20.
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Campfire Ranger
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Saw one this morning on the back of a pickup truck.
"Don't spread my wealth. Spread my work ethic "
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Local Septic pumping service - "We're #1 in the #2 business"
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same." - Ronald Reagan
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Years ago parents used to run around with "My kid was student of the month at XYZ school". Everyone parent had one on their vehicle, until this one showed up....
"My kid is inmate of the month at county jail"
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Down in Florida last spring....
Door of a porta-potty delivery truck:
"You float 'em.......we tote 'em."
Lovely wife repeatedly told me it wasn't that funny.
"Those that think they know everything are annoying those of us that have Google." - Dr. D. Edward Wilkinson
Note to self: Never ask an old Fogey how he is doing today. Revised note to self: Keep it short when someone asks how I am doing.
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Seen this one last year. GET'R DONE, hire a MEXICAN!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Save the whales - Collect the whole set
If something on the internet makes you angry the odds are you're being manipulated
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Conrad101st 1/503 Inf., 2nd ID (90-91) 3/327 Inf., 101st ABN (91-92)
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If we'd of known this we'd of picked our own cotton. Best way to get on your feet is to get off your ass.
Life is good live it while you can.
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Years ago parents used to run around with "My kid was student of the month at XYZ school". Everyone parent had one on their vehicle, until this one showed up....
"My kid is inmate of the month at county jail" I like the one that says “My kid fùcked your honor student.” P
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001
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Campfire Ranger
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Years ago......
" Ask me...about microwaving cats for fun and profit ".
Seen on a lifted truck going to a big Indy gun show. Proly Bill Goodman one.
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Music washes away the dust of everyday life Some people wait a lifetime to meet their favorite hunting and shooting buddy. Mine calls me dad
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"If you love something set it free, if it doesn't come back hunt it down and kill it"
Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples' liberty's teeth. George Washington Willie, Coquille Valley Machine Works 541-260-6246 [email protected]
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