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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: wabigoon] #15428619 11/18/20
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What we need is a guy’s dictionary for women’s speak. “Oh, nothing” sure doesn’t mean what it sounds like.


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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: kaywoodie] #15428622 11/18/20
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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
New broom. She keeps forgetting where she parked the old one.

Bob, check up-side your head !!!


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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: Windfall] #15428634 11/18/20
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Originally Posted by Windfall
What we need is a guy’s dictionary for women’s speak. “Oh, nothing” sure doesn’t mean what it sounds like.


I think it means: "I have something very specific in mind that I want, but I won't tell, and if you don't guess correctly from the thousand things I might like, I will be very disappointed in you and hold it against you for an indefinite amount of time."

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Originally Posted by Windfall
What we need is a guy’s dictionary for women’s speak. “Oh, nothing” sure doesn’t mean what it sounds like.



https://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~jonc/classic/woman_dict.html

https://guycounseling.com/7-things-women-say-really-means/

There are more out there if you really need them


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In it is death and all you seek
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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: mark shubert] #15428648 11/18/20
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Originally Posted by mark shubert
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
New broom. She keeps forgetting where she parked the old one.

Bob, check up-side your head !!!


No, that was her walker.


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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: wabigoon] #15428658 11/18/20
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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
A smoker.


perfect.

I need to get mine one of those Blackstone type flat top grills .................for the outdoor kitchen I'm going to build for .............her wink


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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: wabigoon] #15428756 11/18/20
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I guess I could build her own BBQ pit.

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Originally Posted by hanco
I guess I could build her own BBQ pit.



make sure you build "her" a nice one.


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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: m_stevenson] #15428856 11/18/20
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Originally Posted by m_stevenson
I had a brand new house built for her.
Beat that!


Bought Deb the house she wanted last Christmas.

This Christmas, the renos should be completed !

Last edited by New_2_99s; 11/18/20. Reason: Tongue in cheek - we bought it for each other & are fixing it to be our forever home !!!

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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: wabigoon] #15428917 11/18/20
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Getting mine a new 6.5 PRC.

Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: wabigoon] #15428918 11/18/20
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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: wabigoon] #15428951 11/18/20
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Christmas dec 25.
Her birthday is dec 29.

You wanna talk about being back to back fugged.........

Made very clear to me back in the day they are 2 seperate events and not combined like they was by all her cheap azz family members growing up.

They all fugging got away with it.
But I cant...


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4lb jug of Unique. If she don't like that, I guess I could use it.

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A new kitchen sink, faucet and two high rise toilets.


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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: wabigoon] #15429117 11/18/20
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A stove with a clock on it, so I don't have to buy her a watch

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My wife wants 35” mud tires and a lift kit for her truck.

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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: Mach3] #15429173 11/18/20
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Originally Posted by Mach3
A stove with a clock on it, so I don't have to buy her a watch

My wife uses the smoke alarm as a timer (Ron White joke)


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Re: What are you buying your wife for Christmas? [Re: wabigoon] #15429231 11/18/20
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I will get her the usual, 4-5 hour and a half massages which she loves. Might come up with something else but she will be thrilled as she is every year. Some of you guys make me look like the best husband in the world.

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Many would like to be able to buy their wife, or anybody's wife for that matter, or some people's wife or even a real wife.


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