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What we need is a guy’s dictionary for women’s speak. “Oh, nothing” sure doesn’t mean what it sounds like.
My other auto is a .45
The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price has faded from memory
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New broom. She keeps forgetting where she parked the old one. Bob, check up-side your head !!!
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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What we need is a guy’s dictionary for women’s speak. “Oh, nothing” sure doesn’t mean what it sounds like. I think it means: "I have something very specific in mind that I want, but I won't tell, and if you don't guess correctly from the thousand things I might like, I will be very disappointed in you and hold it against you for an indefinite amount of time."
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Campfire 'Bwana
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What we need is a guy’s dictionary for women’s speak. “Oh, nothing” sure doesn’t mean what it sounds like. https://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~jonc/classic/woman_dict.html https://guycounseling.com/7-things-women-say-really-means/There are more out there if you really need them
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Campfire 'Bwana
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New broom. She keeps forgetting where she parked the old one. Bob, check up-side your head !!! No, that was her walker.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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perfect. I need to get mine one of those Blackstone type flat top grills .................for the outdoor kitchen I'm going to build for .............her
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I guess I could build her own BBQ pit.
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I guess I could build her own BBQ pit. make sure you build "her" a nice one.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I had a brand new house built for her. Beat that!
Bought Deb the house she wanted last Christmas. This Christmas, the renos should be completed !
Last edited by New_2_99s; 11/18/20. Reason: Tongue in cheek - we bought it for each other & are fixing it to be our forever home !!!
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"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Getting mine a new 6.5 PRC.
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A round pen for her horse....
- Greg
Success is found at the intersection of planning, hard work, and stubbornness.
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Christmas dec 25. Her birthday is dec 29.
You wanna talk about being back to back fugged.........
Made very clear to me back in the day they are 2 seperate events and not combined like they was by all her cheap azz family members growing up.
They all fugging got away with it. But I cant...
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4lb jug of Unique. If she don't like that, I guess I could use it.
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A new kitchen sink, faucet and two high rise toilets.
Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor.
I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.
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A stove with a clock on it, so I don't have to buy her a watch
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My wife wants 35” mud tires and a lift kit for her truck. Yes, I married up
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid" John Wayne
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A stove with a clock on it, so I don't have to buy her a watch My wife uses the smoke alarm as a timer (Ron White joke)
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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I will get her the usual, 4-5 hour and a half massages which she loves. Might come up with something else but she will be thrilled as she is every year. Some of you guys make me look like the best husband in the world.
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Campfire Oracle
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Many would like to be able to buy their wife, or anybody's wife for that matter, or some people's wife or even a real wife.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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