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Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more, fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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we do have to apply logic to the situation, and it looks like he did.
when the economic re-sets start in, neither trump nor biden will be viewed favorably.
obviously national debt means nothing. well, at least on this day it doesn't seem to mean much.
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“Factio democratica delenda est"
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If he were a socialist he would confiscate their cars and give them to other employees.
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more, fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
Perfect! 
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
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FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
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THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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I thought that sounded familiar from 10 years ago ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/SR8fVR8q/AA299-D68-CACB-4-DA3-9658-3-E496-F838-E8-C.png)
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I thought that sounded familiar from 10 years ago It's actually a very old joke...it goes back at least 30 years
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As I was reading it; Suddenly it all came back to me that I've seen this before.... But I still liked it.
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I thought that sounded familiar from 10 years ago It's got some milage but still relevant
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