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Campfire 'Bwana
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If all ya got is a hemi-penis and folks start talking knives, well, it just can't get much worse.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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De-bone your duck & cook it in a pot of pinto beans. Delicious.
Make Gitmo Great Again!! Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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Campfire Ranger
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Tur-duc-hen is where it’s at.
Google it Big Jim.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Campfire Sage
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Tracker
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Were you in Billings?
Most of the big stores don't push the mask issue. I have been in Sams and Costco and didn't wear one. Scheels is the same way.
Our little grocery store is different. You have to have a mask or no go. I don't blame them. They are small enough the county health dicktater could shut him down and that would be a problem.
Montana MOFO
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Campfire Kahuna
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in Storm Lake, Iowa, some businesses pulled out when Walmart was a sure deal. (Sad face)
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Outfitter
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I only pull my mask down to cough, spit, and sneeze
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Ive taken to wearing a bowie knife and for a mask, a red bandana when I have to go to town. Also my ol wore out Montana Peak Stetson.
I try to stay clear of WallyMartinez.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Campfire Outfitter
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Walmart is as useful as a cat with no legs.
For what it’s worth, I could come up with several good uses for a cat with no legs. For one, my truck needs washing something awful.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Campfire Tracker
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Walmart is as useful as a cat with no legs.
For what it’s worth, I could come up with several good uses for a cat with no legs. For one, my truck needs washing something awful. I'm on the other side. I can't think of a good use for any cat, legs or no.
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Campfire Ranger
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Were you in Billings?
Most of the big stores don't push the mask issue. I have been in Sams and Costco and didn't wear one. Scheels is the same way.
Our little grocery store is different. You have to have a mask or no go. I don't blame them. They are small enough the county health dicktater could shut him down and that would be a problem. Gotta do like HotrrodderLincoln. Pull your pistol out your sweatpants when you see the door greeter.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Campfire Kahuna
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Up north here Matthew.
I didn't pull out a gat.....just gave her the thumbs up and kept going.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Ranger
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Prolly hard to carry one in your union suit.
I suggest a Fanny pack.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Campfire Ranger
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Walmart is as useful as a cat with no legs.
For what it’s worth, I could come up with several good uses for a cat with no legs. For one, my truck needs washing something awful. I'm on the other side. I can't think of a good use for any cat, legs or no. I couldn't either if I lived in the suburbs or a town. They have no use except for spinsters who never had kids.
MAGA
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Campfire Ranger
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Walmart is as useful as a cat with no legs.
For what it’s worth, I could come up with several good uses for a cat with no legs. For one, my truck needs washing something awful. I'm on the other side. I can't think of a good use for any cat, legs or no. I couldn't either if I lived in the suburbs or a town. They have no use except for spinsters who never had kids. Yeah....what else is supposed to make the emergency personnel gag when they do a wellness check?
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Ranger
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27 cats chidtting and pissing all over the single wide for a number of years is THE way to say F you to society, man!!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Ranger
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27 cats chidtting and pissing all over the single wide for a number of years is THE way to say F you to society, man!! LOL I have a sister-in-law that fits that bill. She's pushing 40 now, but I don't see anything changing in the next 20-30 years for her except her online hookups will dry up when her titties hit her belly button.
MAGA
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Yeah.....they only took cats with them on cross Atlantic voyages 300 years ago because its fun to watch them chase a laser pointer.....
I am MAGA.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I'm actually still laughing about "circumcising a duck" I think it's time to go to bed. Really ?
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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