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https://reductress.com/post/how-to-...9eq98kQwC8TCns47qIYV5O-GdMiP3ohzjiPzt4QIlmao If you’re a God-honoring Christian woman who is living her life in the way of Christ, you know that there is nothing more important than being a gracious servant to your husband – and that inevitably means that you’re going to have to slob all over that knob once in a while. That’s the beauty of marriage! You might be wondering if it’s truly possible to snarf cock in a God-honoring way, and we assure you – it is! Here’s how to smoke the pole in a way that honors your relationship with Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior: Remember exactly why you’re slobbin’ on that knob. Is it wrong to slob on that knob? Absolutely not! But you may need to remind yourself of that every waking moment that you perform the act that you’re doing this for one man and one man only: Jesus Christ. So whenever you start to feel like you’re veering off course, remember exactly why you are drinking that dick: Jesus. Your man’s dick is a direct conduit to Jesus himself, and the more you serve him, the more you serve Him – so literally do not stop thinking about Jesus next time you’re spit-polishing the salami. Keep it feminine and classy. No godly man wants a seductive, sexy woman bobbing for his hot dog – so make sure to toot the flute in a classy, feminine manner. Don’t wear too much makeup or try to put on a worldly persona – that’s scary! Wear a nice, loose-fitting dress and slurp up that snake in a way that your father would admire and respect. Remember, God (a man) is watching – and more importantly – judging! Don’t forget to pray (on that knob). If you’re feeling far from God as you take the train downtown to Cock City, never hesitate to pause for a moment when he’s rock-hard to take a break and join together in prayer. Remember, God ultimately wants you to have procreative sex, so as long as some of that filthy, dirty man cum gets in you one way or another, God is happy with whatever gets you there. Just imagine Jesus on the cross, weeping for all the world’s sins, but also cheering you on as you suck the cum out of your godly husband’s peen! Jesus is crying and rooting for you! In summary, if you’re wondering how to mouth-[bleep] your god-husband in a way that makes Jesus happy, just remember to think about how Jesus died for all our sins for every second that you gurgle those blurbles. And don’t forget to have fun!
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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I'm not religious but why would you slap all the Christian members in the face with derogatory chit like this??
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Comfort thy staff............... Lol
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I'm not religious but why would you slap all the Christian members in the face with derogatory chit like this?? you got to have a sense of humor, hell I'm a Christian, might not go to church much but I am. i would think god has a sense of humor.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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I'm not religious but why would you slap all the Christian members in the face with derogatory chit like this?? you got to have a sense of humor, hell I'm a Christian, might not go to church much but I am. i would think god has a sense of humor. If you were a Christian, I would think you would capitalize God.
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I'm not religious but why would you slap all the Christian members in the face with derogatory chit like this?? you got to have a sense of humor, hell I'm a Christian, might not go to church much but I am. i would think god has a sense of humor. If you were a Christian, I would think you would capitalize God. I type with one finger so I seldom capitalize anything.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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I'm not religious but why would you slap all the Christian members in the face with derogatory chit like this?? you got to have a sense of humor, hell I'm a Christian, might not go to church much but I am. i would think god has a sense of humor. If you were a Christian, I would think you would capitalize God. I type with one finger so I seldom capitalize anything. Well religious leaders at the time could not recognize GOD standing in front of them . So no reason most moderns would recognize him either.
Decades of voting for the lesser of two evils has gotten us just that.....
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I'm not religious but why would you slap all the Christian members in the face with derogatory chit like this?? you got to have a sense of humor, hell I'm a Christian, might not go to church much but I am. i would think god has a sense of humor. If you were a Christian, I would think you would capitalize God. I type with one finger so I seldom capitalize anything. Straight to hell you'll go for your misuse of capitalization. 🤣🤣
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Well religious leaders at the time could not recognize GOD standing in front of them . So no reason most moderns would recognize him either. Even some of Jesus’ own followers didn’t believe until ‘after’ the Resurrection. Many who don’t believe usually have pretty good reasons for ‘not’ believing. I think ya’ gotta give people room to not believe.
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i would think god has a sense of humor. If you were a Christian, I would think you would capitalize God. lol “Thou shalt not misuse capitalization.” - Deuteronomy 5:33
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The Bible only puts 2 rules on sex. 1. you must be married to your partner 2. your partner must be of the opposite sex
Inside marriage to a person of the opposite sex, the Bible gives no rules as to what a couple can do in the sack. None. While the op is very crudely worded, oral, anal, or other sex are ok as long as the 2 rules are followed. If someone disagrees, please state the scripture that says otherwise. I know of none.
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The Bible only puts 2 rules on sex. 1. you must be married to your partner 2. your partner must be of the opposite sex
Inside marriage to a person of the opposite sex, the Bible gives no rules as to what a couple can do in the sack. None. While the op is very crudely worded, oral, anal, or other sex are ok as long as the 2 rules are followed. If someone disagrees, please state the scripture that says otherwise. I know of none. God approves of marital sex. However, the OP mistates the rationale for sex or specifically oral sex. Your wife is not smoking Jesus's pole through smoking yours. I would expect the author is not a Christian, or has a very poor grasp on theology.
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The Bible only puts 2 rules on sex. 1. you must be married to your partner 2. your partner must be of the opposite sex
Inside marriage to a person of the opposite sex, the Bible gives no rules as to what a couple can do in the sack. None. While the op is very crudely worded, oral, anal, or other sex are ok as long as the 2 rules are followed. If someone disagrees, please state the scripture that says otherwise. I know of none. God approves of marital sex. However, the OP mistates the rationale for sex or specifically oral sex. Your wife is not smoking Jesus's pole through smoking yours. I would expect the author is not a Christian, or has a very poor grasp on theology. I’ll take him at his word and say the later .
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