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Dang ya beat me to it! Now what’d be a real feat would be to have Swamplord’s H&R and our Hi-Point as step siblings...
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I gave up parental rights on my son, Remlin, because he no longer exists. My son, Mannlicher, is getting teased a lot in junior high. Can't figure out why.
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Campfire Outfitter
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My dad coached a couple of twin boys of color in little league baseball.......swore they both claimed to go by the same name....so the coaches had to get creative to distinguish the two...
Pete and repeat..... We had a similar problem when I worked in Miami........ Had a Jose that was in our 'area' for quite a while, then along comes another Jose................ We called him Hose-B, to differentiate!
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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I have known Cash, Match, Cougar, Houston(where he was conceived),ruger, and yes I agree with ridgerunnerky about screwing up the spelling of your kids name. I do highschool and college sporting events and you would not believe how badly a parent can screw up the spelling. I had a player one time that when you looked at the name was pronounced a simple way, but I found out after saying it that I was nowhere close to how it was suppose to be according to the parent. The way they pronounced it and how it was spelled where not even in the same dictionary. As far as names that don't match the spelling with the name are the inner city kids, wow.
Writing from the gateway to the great BluMtns in southeastern Washington.
Just remember, "You are the trailer park and I am the tornado". Beth Dutton, Yellowstone.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Colton's are a special catagory.....
Coltons drop spud wrenches down the drill hole when doing BOP testing and hooking up hydraulics......
Coltons dont use dummy cords with their tools cause they are high speed.
Coltons cause 2 days of down time on 450k daily rate off shore oil rigs.
Coltons cause the drill floor, deck, and crane crew to pull 5700 ft of drill pipe and BOP pressure testing tool. Rerig everything and go back into the hole with a magnetic tool to get Coltons 12 inch spud wrench he dropped 5700 ft...
Then pull it all again and rerig to do BOP testing again.
Coltons dont get fired cause unca is the drill floor pusher and dada is one on another rig....
Coltons get sent to another rig.
Cause Colton feels ashamed and thinks everyone hates him and colton's dont see the need for dummy cords when working around a open drill hole on the drill floor.....
Coltons are worth keeping on after 900k of down time on a leased rig.
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Damn, Colton......... You tha man....
Now with even more aplomb
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Campfire Kahuna
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Groids name their choodruns after cars they’ll never be able to afford.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Damn, Colton......... You tha man.... Colton was lucky his spud wrench didnt damage the annualar after backing off the riser tower 1 section up for the ROV inspection. Pulling and resetting a Annualar/ possibly the whole 45 ft tall BOP probably woulda got Colton a bad write up which unca and dada woulda protected him from down the line anyways. Dont be a Colton is the moral of the story and you wont sit by yourself in the Galley during chow times for the rest of the hitch. Next 21 day hitch Colton got transferred to another rig. AMF Colton.......... LOL!!!
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The Coltons I knew off, one was usually carried into church lby the back belt loops like a suitcase handle
And carried out the same way half way through the preaching for a parking lot ass tanning intermission.
I’m betting a $10 spot this kid grown claims a peanut butter allergy and additionally requires the crust be sawn off his Wonderbread sandwiches.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Groids name their choodruns after cars they’ll never be able to afford. Lamborghini Lewis Johnson. Mercedes Alisha Brown. Or the all time montgomery jail classic.. Romania Gadsen... A country and a city in Alabama. Daily Double... You seen her pics on the inmate website. Holy fugg... Genetic Milkshake gone wrong as schitt... LOL!!!
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Campfire Kahuna
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The Colson I cited in the 3-pack
Ho lee phouck.....diaper till he was almost 3 yrs old. Braining other infants in the nursery with Tonka trucks, choking on legos. Little bastard get all red and splotchy like Lupus before a meltdown.
Kid needed to be kenneled
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My dad coached a couple of twin boys of color in little league baseball.......swore they both claimed to go by the same name....so the coaches had to get creative to distinguish the two...
Pete and repeat..... My dad coached a couple of twin boys of color in little league baseball.......swore they both claimed to go by the same name....so the coaches had to get creative to distinguish the two...
Pete and repeat..... I see what you did there. I see what you did there.
The biggest problem our country has is not systemic racism, it's systemic stupidity.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Then you have the people who give their boys real "tough guy" names that the kids will never be able to live up to.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Grover Cleveland XxXxxx,s original thru IV are a special type also. Sorry man.... I couldn't resist... LMFAO!!!!   
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Grover Cleveland XxXxxx,s original thru IV are a special type also. Sorry man.... I couldn't resist... LMFAO!!!! Once again, there is nothing more stupid than putting "Last Name Roman Numeral" on the back of jerseys. The Roman numeral has nothing to do with the freaking last name, it refers to the first name.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Ranger
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Eliphalet could be an excellent boys name
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Campfire Tracker
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Then you have the people who give their boys real "tough guy" names that the kids will never be able to live up to.
Aw, I'm sure Clint Bronson is a total badass
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Campfire Ranger
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A kid named Savage would be lit. 🔥
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My sons names are John, James and Mathew
Music washes away the dust of everyday life Some people wait a lifetime to meet their favorite hunting and shooting buddy. Mine calls me dad ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/ZCL8Ws2r/JohnGult.jpg)
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Then you have the people who give their boys real "tough guy" names that the kids will never be able to live up to.
My mothers best friend growing up her Dads real name was Shirley. EVERYONE called him Red. He was a bear of a man. Only reason I knew his name was Shirley because my Mom told me.
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