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He won't ever back that up or remember typing that.
SNORK!!!!
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After you easily stuffed a 9 degree driver up your ass...Conquering your putter was no big deal.
Now get back in your room until I tell you to come out. Yep, 9 degrees will get you 300-300+, if you're man enough to control it off the tee.... Had a friend with a 8 degree Taylor Made. I could spank it pretty good with that metal wood, but metal just doesn't feel right, after watching the greats use wood for so many years. Golf is supposed to be about tradition and class......something you don't have..... What’s next you played golf with a 2x ace at a golf course in Colorado Springs?? If so that story been used.. Elky, anyone that claims he can hit a 9 degree actual wood driver (that's you) 300+ but won't take a $1000 bet to hit one of three tries 300+ with any legal driver is obviously completely and utterly full of chit. Literally nothing you can say or do will change people's perception of you, It's too late. Kinda like Ducky and the "double ace" saluting story. It's impossible to take either of you seriously because you've proven yourselves to be a lying POS
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Hey, boomer, ain't nobody playing anything but metal woods since Christ was a corporal.
And I've got $1000 that says you can't drive 300 yards on a flat hole, no wind, until you get in the cart with your boyfriend. I have won the long drive prize in tournaments, more than once,...with a persimmon.... Snap a pic of that trophy and post it here. [bleep] the trophy. He does it, flat hole, minimal wind, let's say three balls to make it reasonable. One over 300 in the fairway =$1000. 0 out of the three go 300 in the fairway, I'm $1000 richer. Literally any long drive champ jumps on that bet like a fat kid on the last Twinkie on earth. Edit: we are talking actual distance, as in a laser rangefinder shot back from the ball to someone standing on the tee box. And here the bet became official, and you ran like a beotch in the other direction, because you're 100% full of it, and now you're pretending you don't remember running your cock-holster. I'm not sure if it's really sad or really funny. Wrong. The bet never became official because you're a puzzy. You had to put stipulations to your bet to give yourself an edge. THAT MAKES YOU A PUZZY. He does it, flat hole, minimal wind, let's say three balls to make it reasonable. One over 300 in the fairway =$1000. A real man would have stated, "you can use any legal ball, any legal club, on any legal golf course. PUZZIES MAKE STIPULATIONS TO A BET TO GIVE THEM AN EDGE, NOT REAL MEN. I don't waste my time with puzzies, and a $1,000 is nowhere close for going out and swinging for the hills, and taking the risk of possibly injuring oneself just to prove I can still do it.....especially for some cyber stalking narcissist like you. Go sit your azz in your crease. It's where the guys who can't skate wind up.
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Bump it up.
I got a Calloway Mack Daddy 60 degree with a graphite shaft and a Champkey golf club brush yesterday for Xmas.
What did all you other golfers get?
Skankhunt, You are a winner! Non-golfers are LOSERS. Merry Christmas, Dave Hope you had a Merry Christmas too Flave. Just got home, 18+ holes of indoor golf today. Too much snow to play outside. I am making my plans for heading south soon.
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Hey, boomer, ain't nobody playing anything but metal woods since Christ was a corporal.
And I've got $1000 that says you can't drive 300 yards on a flat hole, no wind, until you get in the cart with your boyfriend. I have won the long drive prize in tournaments, more than once,...with a persimmon.... Snap a pic of that trophy and post it here. [bleep] the trophy. He does it, flat hole, minimal wind, let's say three balls to make it reasonable. One over 300 in the fairway =$1000. 0 out of the three go 300 in the fairway, I'm $1000 richer. Literally any long drive champ jumps on that bet like a fat kid on the last Twinkie on earth. Edit: we are talking actual distance, as in a laser rangefinder shot back from the ball to someone standing on the tee box. And here the bet became official, and you ran like a beotch in the other direction, because you're 100% full of it, and now you're pretending you don't remember running your cock-holster. I'm not sure if it's really sad or really funny. Wrong. The bet never became official because you're a puzzy. You had to put stipulations to your bet to give yourself an edge. THAT MAKES YOU A PUZZY. He does it, flat hole, minimal wind, let's say three balls to make it reasonable. One over 300 in the fairway =$1000. A real man would have stated, "you can use any legal ball, any legal club, on any legal golf course. PUZZIES MAKE STIPULATIONS TO A BET TO GIVE THEM AN EDGE, NOT REAL MEN. I don't waste my time with puzzies, and a $1,000 is nowhere close for going out and swinging for the hills, and taking the risk of possibly injuring oneself just to prove I can still do it.....especially for some cyber stalking narcissist like you. Go sit your azz in your crease. It's where the guys who can't skate wind up. So, you're saying you need a tailwind and huge downhill? Man, you really sound like a legit long-drive trophy winner. I mean, who puts crazy rules in place like having to actually drive 300 on a flat hole!?!? Considering that I have hit 300+ on certain holes in certain conditions, and I average 250, a "flat hole, no huge tailwind" stipulation hardly seems unreasonable. Then again, the fact that you're acting like you're going to somehow get injured hitting a golf ball does take away some of the golf cred you'd built up in this thread.... Seriously, you want us to believe you're a long ball hitting big stick, and then talk about freaking injuring yourself while "trying to prove you still can?!?!????" LOL
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Hey, boomer, ain't nobody playing anything but metal woods since Christ was a corporal.
And I've got $1000 that says you can't drive 300 yards on a flat hole, no wind, until you get in the cart with your boyfriend. I have won the long drive prize in tournaments, more than once,...with a persimmon.... Snap a pic of that trophy and post it here. [bleep] the trophy. He does it, flat hole, minimal wind, let's say three balls to make it reasonable. One over 300 in the fairway =$1000. 0 out of the three go 300 in the fairway, I'm $1000 richer. Literally any long drive champ jumps on that bet like a fat kid on the last Twinkie on earth. Edit: we are talking actual distance, as in a laser rangefinder shot back from the ball to someone standing on the tee box. And here the bet became official, and you ran like a beotch in the other direction, because you're 100% full of it, and now you're pretending you don't remember running your cock-holster. I'm not sure if it's really sad or really funny. Wrong. The bet never became official because you're a puzzy. You had to put stipulations to your bet to give yourself an edge. THAT MAKES YOU A PUZZY. He does it, flat hole, minimal wind, let's say three balls to make it reasonable. One over 300 in the fairway =$1000. A real man would have stated, "you can use any legal ball, any legal club, on any legal golf course. PUZZIES MAKE STIPULATIONS TO A BET TO GIVE THEM AN EDGE, NOT REAL MEN. I don't waste my time with puzzies, and a $1,000 is nowhere close for going out and swinging for the hills, and taking the risk of possibly injuring oneself just to prove I can still do it.....especially for some cyber stalking narcissist like you. Go sit your azz in your crease. It's where the guys who can't skate wind up. Anyone see a pattern here?. How’s your sister NoElkSlayer? LOL 😎
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This thread lacks direction, imo.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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Hope you had a Merry Christmas too Flave.
Just got home, 18+ holes of indoor golf today. Too much snow to play outside. I am making my plans for heading south soon.
Did you test your 60 degree there? I think you're great. I have a 64 my wife bought me for my birthday. I think it's a Taylor.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Elky, we were discussing stupid earlier, yeah, you're leaking it again leaking pretty bad actually. LOL
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This thread lacks direction, imo. My grade school teachers had the same sentiment about my friend Clark. And they were all LOSERS. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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This thread lacks direction, imo. Things can lose focus quickly when a twat tries to discuss things out of her purview. 😎🦫
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Hope you had a Merry Christmas too Flave.
Just got home, 18+ holes of indoor golf today. Too much snow to play outside. I am making my plans for heading south soon.
Did you test your 60 degree there? I think you're great. I have a 64 my wife bought me for my birthday. I think it's a Taylor. I did. I liked the way it felt but playing inside isn't the same as hitting real dirt. I think I'll like it though.
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Elky, we were discussing stupid earlier, yeah, you're leaking it again leaking pretty bad actually. LOL
How can he not realize that he is the only one here not laughing at him?
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Hey, boomer, ain't nobody playing anything but metal woods since Christ was a corporal.
And I've got $1000 that says you can't drive 300 yards on a flat hole, no wind, until you get in the cart with your boyfriend. I have won the long drive prize in tournaments, more than once,...with a persimmon.... Snap a pic of that trophy and post it here. [bleep] the trophy. He does it, flat hole, minimal wind, let's say three balls to make it reasonable. One over 300 in the fairway =$1000. 0 out of the three go 300 in the fairway, I'm $1000 richer. Literally any long drive champ jumps on that bet like a fat kid on the last Twinkie on earth. Edit: we are talking actual distance, as in a laser rangefinder shot back from the ball to someone standing on the tee box. And here the bet became official, and you ran like a beotch in the other direction, because you're 100% full of it, and now you're pretending you don't remember running your cock-holster. I'm not sure if it's really sad or really funny. Wrong. The bet never became official because you're a puzzy. You had to put stipulations to your bet to give yourself an edge. THAT MAKES YOU A PUZZY. He does it, flat hole, minimal wind, let's say three balls to make it reasonable. One over 300 in the fairway =$1000. A real man would have stated, "you can use any legal ball, any legal club, on any legal golf course. PUZZIES MAKE STIPULATIONS TO A BET TO GIVE THEM AN EDGE, NOT REAL MEN. I don't waste my time with puzzies, and a $1,000 is nowhere close for going out and swinging for the hills, and taking the risk of possibly injuring oneself just to prove I can still do it.....especially for some cyber stalking narcissist like you. Go sit your azz in your crease. It's where the guys who can't skate wind up. So, you're saying you need a tailwind and huge downhill? Man, you really sound like a legit long-drive trophy winner. I mean, who puts crazy rules in place like having to actually drive 300 on a flat hole!?!? Considering that I have hit 300+ on certain holes in certain conditions, and I average 250, a "flat hole, no huge tailwind" stipulation hardly seems unreasonable. Then again, the fact that you're acting like you're going to somehow get injured hitting a golf ball does take away some of the golf cred you'd built up in this thread.... Seriously, you want us to believe you're a long ball hitting big stick, and then talk about freaking injuring yourself while "trying to prove you still can?!?!????" LOL You're an excellent closet democrat the way you twist the truth around to cover your azz. I never said I actually need the wind to my back or a downhill hole. I simply pointed out you aren't man enough to make a straight up bet, and now you're attempting to cover up that fact. Let's show everyone how much of a hypocrite you are with your quote below: Then again, the fact that you're acting like you're going to somehow get injured hitting a golf ball does take away some of the golf cred you'd built up in this thread....
Seriously, you want us to believe you're a long ball hitting big stick, and then talk about freaking injuring yourself while "trying to prove you still can?!?!????" If we follow your logic, then your Stanley Cup Ring team members in your beer league, never were Stanley Cup Ring receivers, being they might not be able to compete at the same level as when they won their rings. I said, "I have won the long drive prize in tournaments, more than once,...with a persimmon...." So, according to your deranged mental state, anything anyone has accomplished in the past is negated if they can't still duplicate the performance anytime in the future. I use to average 275, and like others in that range, every once in awhile, when you catch it perfect on the screws and the fairway grass isn't too high, and you get a good roll, you get a 300 here and there on a windless flat hole, because you are swinging for the hills on the holes that have a side purse for the LD holes, whereas you don't swing for the hills on every hole. I was also clowning around a little, just like everyone does here, but not that I haven't hit it 300 on many occasions, but because I have. Whether I "still" can doesn't matter, when you have already done it several times over the years. That gives you the creds to talk smack. It doesn't mean you have to prove it later in life everytime a drunk tub online wants to challenge you. Anyone, like you, who thinks you do is a mentally deranged imbecile.
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How’s your sister NoElkSlayer? She's doing great Beaver10. See my signature link for an update.
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Elky, we were discussing stupid earlier, yeah, you're leaking it again leaking pretty bad actually. LOL Some of the crazy smart inventors of the past had crazy looking beards like you do, which is cool. Too bad you only have the beard......
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You need to find some pink pucks for the beer league too. That would be a lot easier to track and stop/catch than black. Kinda like watching a vagina coming atcha. Nice.. You appear to be at least as twisted as I figured you were. Nothing like seeing pink before the action even starts eh?
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Elky, we were discussing stupid earlier, yeah, you're leaking it again leaking pretty bad actually. LOL Some of the crazy smart inventors of the past had crazy looking beards like you do, which is cool. Too bad you only have the beard...... So I should trim it a lil? LMFAO I didn't think it was possible for someone to step on their dick as many times in a day as you. Damn!
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You need to find some pink pucks for the beer league too. That would be a lot easier to track and stop/catch than black. Kinda like watching a vagina coming atcha. Nice.. You appear to be at least as twisted as I figured you were. Nothing like seeing pink before the action even starts eh? I pretty sure that Freud would have a lot to say about me
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Elky, we were discussing stupid earlier, yeah, you're leaking it again leaking pretty bad actually. LOL Some of the crazy smart inventors of the past had crazy looking beards like you do, which is cool. Too bad you only have the beard...... So I should trim it a lil? LMFAO I didn't think it was possible for someone to step on their dick as many times in a day as you. Damn! Oh hell no, don't trim it, but if you do, make some dry flies with it. I appreciate your support of me, while I step on.....these ankle biters.
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