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My wife bought me one of those a few Christmas's ago. It's still in a closet.

.Why? Beer tastes horrible and bloats. If not for the alcohol there is no reason. Sodawater. Water. Tea. Coffee.
Fake beer. Makes one shiver in thoughts of why.

Root Beer! I’m sure that someone beat me to that, just didn’t read all of the posts! memtb

'Nother laCroiy fan here.

I quit drinking beer about two years ago, and this makes a good "refresher"

I tried the NA beer, but just couldn't like ANY of it.

Virgil B.

Garden hose water beats NA beer.

You dying, Sam?

Felt like it about a week ago.


Got into the Tom and Jerry's, beer, prime rib 3-4 days in a row...


Didn't do me any good.



Going low(er) fat and light beer once a week.

Wouldn't hurt me to lose about 10-20lbs either.

Any more grass than the typical suburban back yard calls for a cow, or at least some goats or sheep. Out here in the arid west, one or maybe two cuts with the weedeater on the firebreak is all that's needed other than the lawn.

Spend all that time on a riding mower just to have green grass that looks better than the neighbor's ? No thanks. I have better things to do, like keep an eye on the innanet news stations. Scheidt be goin' down, don't want to miss out and get scooped by some other yahoo on here.

Ed, I'm sure you could find some recipes online for seltzer mixed drinks that could be tasty.

Of course, if you're a neat whiskey person, no need for a shot of fizzy water, homemade or otherwise.

Maybe one of the boys could use it?

Clausthaler and St. Pauli sort of taste like beer, Coors has a slight isoamyl acetate hint to it (like the real thing - if that's your thing). O'Douls amber is drinkable. Heineken tastes like seltzer water to me.

probably felt that in your pancreas after all that fat and alcohol. Do some intermittent fasting a few days and just drink bone broth and lots of water

I've tried many of them and find the Clausthauler and Heiniken to be the best. Strangely enough, the zGuiness product was the worst.

I know what you're really talking about, but what a name for a food item.

Danny Glover is looking more like Uncle Remus by the day.

odouls..believe it or not 20 years.quit drinking at 30.enjoyed it way to much and got in the way of #1 priority my daughter.part of the problem sadly was a wife that went from awesome to psycho delusional pathological liar after 8 years.so odouls it was along with a divorce that as usual if you have a penis your 50% cooked at the start no matter what evidence of insanity.buisness worked out well and at 50 while playing golf one day in 95 degree i took a frosty cold bud light out of the cooler.total euphoria.drink omly on weekends now.

Ribka, I'm gonna follow your advice, lay off the sauce and watch my diet.

This has happened before but I didn't realize what the hell was going on.



Bone broth......lol





Slo, sorry about the crazy wife.

Luckily mine is still reasonable...knock on wood.

Ben, that is a good one, haven't heard it in awhile!

Sam, did you have pancreatitis, too?
I had a recent episode - Doc said to cut back. He wants me at 2 beers per week in 6 months.