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Originally Posted by crittrgittr
How many 12 packs can a Ruckus hold?


With or without a 12 pack in the Col?


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Genius. If you get pulled over for suspicion of DUI , just ditch it


Or do you ride the sidewalk?


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Originally Posted by Kenneth
It's the end of the world,

and you went for a run of beer and pork rinds?

Damn, things are bad.



Sounds like as good of an excuse as any and better than many. wink


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A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

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Reminds of the guy that drives his riding lawn mower everywhere


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Originally Posted by BobBrown
Genius. If you get pulled over for suspicion of DUI , just ditch it


Or do you ride the sidewalk?


Next question.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Picture of the fat girl?

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Those Ruckies are supreme hunting rigs up on the mtn or out of a boat.

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Originally Posted by deflave
I took the Ruckus for a spin/beer run a few minutes ago.

For the losers that don't know what a Ruckus is:



[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

As I approach the gas station I find a group of kids and their bicycles. I says "What's up fellas?" And one of them asks if I can wheelie the Ruckus. I tell him that I cannot, but he's more than welcome to try and hand him the key.

He is dumb founded of course because I'm sure his parents are f a g g o t s. I tell him "Take if for a spin. It's just a scooter." Their eyes collectively light up and I go inside.

I come back out and these fugking idiots couldn't even get the thing started. I show them how to get it done and again their eyes light up. At this point I can't deny the poor fugkers an opportunity so I let them take turns spinning the Ruckus around the gas station. They couldn't be more happy.

Around the third kid I see a bleeder approach (masked up of course) and she says "Maybe not the best place to let kids ride that thing." I said "Yeah, I'll make a note of it thanks."

All the boys busted up laughing and we all said "Karen" in unison. LOL





Lots of people are saying the country is dead (including me). This post proves that wrong. THIS IS AMERICA.


Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.
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Looks like a 2 wheeled Prius, a real p hag ride for sure.

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Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Should have told her to shut her COCK hole.

FIXT. wink


Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Should have told her to shut her ASS- hole.

BETTER FIXT.


Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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Didja slap her along side the head with the Super?

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Originally Posted by gunswizard
Looks like a 2 wheeled Prius, a real p hag ride for sure.


Gungizard,

The weight capacity stops around 400lb's.

You can look elsewhere.

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Does the license plate say Flave or Deacon? Lol


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Originally Posted by aalf

Didja slap her along side the head with the Super?


LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by BobBrown
Does the license plate say Flave or Deacon? Lol


CHR IST


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Should have told her to shut her ASS- hole.

BETTER FIXT.


Jag,

These are ACTUAL encounters with REAL people.

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Ruckus' are seriously cool. Those kids will tell that story to all their buds. At one time I had a Big Ruckus. Got my wife a Honda ADV 150 for Christmas. That bike is very refined. You should have offered Karen a beer.

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Originally Posted by gunswizard
Looks like a 2 wheeled Prius, a real p hag ride for sure.


Probably doesn't pump out as much horsepower as your vibrator.

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Fat hog was in a short line in the middle of the three of the 15 Items cashiers in the local HEB today. I got in the very short line at the first cashier i got to.

She says, the line starts here. You need to come over here and get in line behind me. I suppose the idea being she goes to the cashier of the three that can take her first.

Miffed me a bit and thats when I remembered Bro Col Travis. Humm, WWTD? I thot a bit and said, "You need to get on a diet."

Thanks, Col.

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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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