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College: semi-wasted in a 7-11, I stole a bottle of Heinz Ketchup.
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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In the presence of my wife I stole a look at a young hottie at the resort we stayed at last weekend.
and what does the Lord require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God? (Micah 6:8) d.v. Musings on TDS
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In the presence of my wife I stole a look at a young hottie at the resort we stayed at last weekend. Dead man walking....😬🦫
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At about age 6 a Hot Wheels that a lady turned me into my Mother. Never again.
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Never stole a thing in me life, why, never saw a need. <shrugs> as an adult, I HATE thief’s, just saying.
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I went on a crime spree at 5 years of age. Doing the Christmas run-a-round with mom and dad to several family members homes in one night.
I snagged a screwdriver from my grandmas house. A wooden boat from my cousin and a pocket full of Legos from another cousin.
Mom busted me when we got home, noticing my pockets were stuffed with treasures.
Dad drove me back to every house and made me apologize for being a thief, giving back the stolen goods to my victims.
Then I got my ass beat when we got back home for embarrassing my mom and dad.
Weird how that memory has never been forgotten.
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the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
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Halloween candy from my kids trick-or-treat bags. Only the good stuff, you now, Reese's Peanut Butter cups and those little Snickers bars. 
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In the presence of my wife I stole a look at a young hottie at the resort we stayed at last weekend. Dead man walking....😬🦫 I don't think my wife saw me, so I made a clean get away! 
and what does the Lord require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God? (Micah 6:8) d.v. Musings on TDS
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Halloween candy from my kids trick-or-treat bags. Only the good stuff, you now, Reese's Peanut Butter cups and those little Snickers bars. I share your guilt, and admit to being a repeat offender. 
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At about age 6 a Hot Wheels that a lady turned me into my Mother. Never again. Bout the same age. A frozen yogurt at the IGA.
I am MAGA.
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Street sign in high school with my name on it. Dad was less than impressed.
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Here I am admitting to the high crime of ketchup theft and you fellers are talking about stealing candy from babies. You basterds are lightweights.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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Chrome valve stem caps “chromies”. Seven or eight years old, had to wait for the man to come back to his vehicle, so I could return them and apologize. Mom was pissed.
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