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I stole her...and I ain't giving her back! ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/2yj3Vf4d/FB-IMG-1470366600272.jpg)
Official member of "The Clan of Turd-like People" ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/050xcBLB/Abbyand-Rum.jpg)
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Who has a list of the Statute of Limitations for every State I've ever lived in?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Campfire Regular
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Went out to lunch with the preacher and some folks after church some years back. Took over an hour to get our food which was cold. Waitress copped attitude with our group as well. Glass empty more than not. Dinner finally showed up, I ordered catfish. I got it, too. Gutted and breaded then fried. Tail and other fins still attached. And cold. Top worst dining experience of my life. Well, came time to leave, and we left. Two miles up the road, wife asks if I paid the bill. Was so disgusted I had actually forgotten. Took me half a second to decide we weren’t going back to pay for a meal we should have been paid to eat. So yeah, I stole it. Never been sorry. Oughta be lauded for it, actually. If I hadn’t taken that meal, some other poor soul would have gotten it.
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A pen from my bank, this morning You're a dangerous criminal.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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I got all the chocolate milks from the hampton inn breakfast
Mrs slumlord filled the yeti up with ice
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About 20 years ago, I bought four stackable indoor chairs for our basement in the Denver area. They were all in one box. I think they were around $30/each. I signed the CC receipt without looking at the amount. When I got home, I noticed the receipt was for around $30. I guess they scanned the bar code on the box, which was only for one chair. I didn't drive the 10 miles back to the store and pay them the rest. Is that "stealing"? I bought 144 feet of 1x10 at 1.87 a foot or something like that. The girl charged me 1.87 each. She never mentioned the price, I never looked at the receipt. Months later, I am putting these up for decoy shelves and I see it was less than $20 for $200+ worth of wood. I felt bed when I saw how awesome they looked with decoys on them but I didnt go back.
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Campfire Kahuna
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I carried my own contraband Butterfinger into the movie theater. Hell with their $8 prices.
I didn’t feel bad
dat mfker was good
Went to see IT
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I carried my own contraband Butterfinger into the movie theater. Hell with their $8 prices.
I didn’t feel bad
dat mfker was good
Went to see IT Part of the allure is the overpriced snacks
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