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I heard that report was a mistake.

What actually happened was,...somebody accidentally sat a can of Sardines on the stove.

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Who wants a candle that smells like an Arab fish market in August?

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Originally Posted by Bristoe
I heard that report was a mistake.

What actually happened was,...somebody accidentally sat a can of Sardines on the stove.



Lol.

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I'd stuff that in a hole and bed a trap in front of it.


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Say what??

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At the price she is fetching for her candles ,
something tells me she got business accume
from her family tree of shrewd Jewish business
owners.


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Doesn't need a candle now, the whole house smells like puzzy.......

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We have entered an era when what sounds like a crazy joke.... is really happening with crazy liberals.


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I wish this whole country's vagina would explode.


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So a woman and her partner lights up a candle so that their house smells like another woman's snatch...........What's wrong with this scenario?


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It's also possible that a fart got stirred up in it.

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Exploding vaginas are nothing new. Never had a squirter?

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So, they put LSD in the public water supply in Hollywood?


I am..........disturbed.

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The most outrageous part of this whole scenario is anyone wasting $75 on a single candle. $75 ought to by a couple of cases full.

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For $75 you should be able to sniff the real thing.

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Clearly Trump is behind this.


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Good Grief!

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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?

Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?

,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?

Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles?

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