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For your viewing pleasure;
She crushes every club further than ElkDouche69er She could tee off from the Blues, and still out drive you, while you teed off from your normal location, the ladies tee box. Don't be jealous, because you're just too weak to hit a long ball. You and goalie, the 250 yard chammmmpeeeeeens.....keeping up with the ladies.
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Meh, I wondered where Lee24 went.
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Hey listen, I can understand how embarrassed you must be after admitting you can only hit a driver 250 yards, especially after a video is posted that validates your distance is the same as the "ladies".
I don't have to call you a puzzy. You've done a fantastic job already just by telling everyone what your driving distance is.....same as the ladies, you puzzy.
I'm thinking that the guy running his cock holster who talked smack, then wouldn't back it up (that's you Elky) just might wanna STFU, but you keep doing you.
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Most humbling thing in golf for me was a skycaddie, thie gps thing that shows distances, well it also measures distances! In my "younger days" I would often win the long drive at tournaments (not "real" tournaments, just fun ones), played in college etc. and was considered a "long hitter". Now my "big" drives, according to GPS measuring are around 260-270 and unless I get hills or wind I don't touch 300.
I've played iwth people who swear they are 300+ yard drivers, funny thing, they don't out drive me. I played with one guy I had become sort of friends with and I hit some really good drives, he was telling people I had to have been driving 350. Yikes. I'll give ya a hint, if it's a 400 yard hole and you are sitting 150 from the green, you did NOT DRIVE 300.
Not calling BS on anyone who says they hit 300, it happens, just not often.
and the average men golfer hits about the same distance and the LPGA players, and that includes Paige S above, though she's not LPGA caliber (except in looks)
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Hey listen, I can understand how embarrassed you must be after admitting you can only hit a driver 250 yards, especially after a video is posted that validates your distance is the same as the "ladies".
I don't have to call you a puzzy. You've done a fantastic job already just by telling everyone what your driving distance is.....same as the ladies, you puzzy.
I'm thinking that the guy running his cock holster who talked smack, then wouldn't back it up (that's you Elky) just might wanna STFU, but you keep doing you. Cock holster?? Phuggin dying here. You got the morning rolling, goalie. LMAO.
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Most humbling thing in golf for me was a skycaddie, thie gps thing that shows distances, well it also measures distances! In my "younger days" I would often win the long drive at tournaments (not "real" tournaments, just fun ones), played in college etc. and was considered a "long hitter". Now my "big" drives, according to GPS measuring are around 260-270 and unless I get hills or wind I don't touch 300.
I've played iwth people who swear they are 300+ yard drivers, funny thing, they don't out drive me. I played with one guy I had become sort of friends with and I hit some really good drives, he was telling people I had to have been driving 350. Yikes. I'll give ya a hint, if it's a 400 yard hole and you are sitting 150 from the green, you did NOT DRIVE 300.
Not calling BS on anyone who says they hit 300, it happens, just not often.
and the average men golfer hits about the same distance and the LPGA players, and that includes Paige S above, though she's not LPGA caliber (except in looks)
Just like as LRF became cheap and plentiful in hunting - a lot of 400 yard deer shots suddenly became 135...
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Flave, tell me you have this head cover....
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Get them here. But they have a bunch of other stuff that's neat too.
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and the average men golfer hits about the same distance and the LPGA players I watched her hit up to 7 iron. She was +/- 1 yd of my numbers.
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New ball marker...
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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FYI my little youngest tiny baby had her second lesson today and I think she did pretty good.
This is just a guess because I was hitting buckets in the mean time.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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FYI my little youngest tiny baby had her second lesson today and I think she did pretty good.
This is just a guess because I was hitting buckets in the mean time. As a guy that taught golf lessons in a former life it is so much easier when the parent goes and does their own thing while the kid is having a lesson. Same thing applies to Ladies lessons, but those the guy always wanted to stick around and give pointers, and I just wanted them gone so I could actually explain something.
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FYI my little youngest tiny baby had her second lesson today and I think she did pretty good.
This is just a guess because I was hitting buckets in the mean time. As a guy that taught golf lessons in a former life it is so much easier when the parent goes and does their own thing while the kid is having a lesson. Same thing applies to Ladies lessons, but those the guy always wanted to stick around and give pointers, and I just wanted them gone so I could actually explain something. It applies to all discipline's in my opinion. Catholicism excluded.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Our league team is Weapons Of Grass Destruction. The guys got me the bad mother [bleep] ball marker after crashed ice. That's cool, because "stupid broken gimpy dude" was probably more accurate for at least a week after the race. I use my lucky coin to mark on "important" putts.
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Two openers coming up.....
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Our league team is Weapons Of Grass Destruction. The guys got me the bad mother [bleep] ball marker after crashed ice. That's cool, because "stupid broken gimpy dude" was probably more accurate for at least a week after the race. I use my lucky coin to mark on "important" putts. Those are cool.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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