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My girlfriend and I were in downtown Asheville on Thursday, having dinner at a nice restaurant. This was my Christmas present to her.
We were walking back to the car at 7:30, it was dark. Lots of people out on the sidewalk.

We were accosted by a homeless guy. I saw he had a big backpack and a duffel bag laying there at the doorway to a store that was closed. He was a black guy about 50 years old. This was a cold night, it was going down to 30 degrees this night.
He said "Sir, can you help me I am in a jam. I have to sleep out here and I haven't had any supper."

I talked to him for a few minutes. I asked him if he had a sleeping bag. He said no, he had some blankets, and he would put some pieces of cardboard down on the sidewalk to sleep on.
I gave him a $20 bill. And I said to him, "I bet you are going to buy some beer with that money, aren't you?"
He said "No sir I am not."

I said "Don't lie to me. Because if I was you, I would go buy a six pack right now."

He said "Let me tell you what I am going to do, sir. I am going to buy a big box of chicken wings. That store sells cheap cigarettes. They cost $3 a pack and I am going to buy 2 packs. Then I am going to buy a bottle of brandy."

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Thanks dik.
You just made it harder for the rest of us to enjoy Assville.
Dumbchits like you are why you can't even sit in the park on Sunday in Asheville.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I gave $3 to one a few days ago in micky dees parking lot. Ended up getting his whole life story in 5 mins.

Young guy maybe 18-22 yrs old

He offered me a couple of oranges out of sack he’d just gotten from the foodbank.


Renegade scolded me like Vincent Vega did to Jules.


It was all good till he started telling about his ‘military service’ which was total bullsheitt. I wished I couldve left before the fake vet jive came out, I would’ve been content just meeting him as a common drifter. Dude had dreds that wouldve taken 3-4 years to grow.

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All kidding aside, I see a guy with a homeless sign standing at the busiest intersection in Wisconsin. He is much cleaner than I am after I am done with a days work. He is not homeless. I have heard the going pay is about 15 bucks an hour cash.


But the fruits of the spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness,faithfulness, Gentleness and self control. Against such things there is no law. Galations 5: 22&23
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I thought this was going to be a story about an epic and economical blow job.


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dude probably waited for you to leave and then called an uber on his iphone 10 to take him to his bitches crib to count the sucker money.


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The investigative reporters name is Karen!, too funny

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I gave $5 dollars to a poor old black guy standing by the local Walgreens. He was trying to make it back home to Alabama for Christmas.

A week ago i asked him, "Back so soon".


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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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I'll tell you anything you want to hear if you hand me a free $20

I never will get over the number of people that fall for this schitt.


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The Bible says we may be entertaining angels.

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As a young man, I took the train into New York City to meet a lunch date there. As I exited the train station, I was approached by a black man in his early 20s claiming to be fourteen years old, and asking for money so he can buy something to eat. I directed him to the nearby soup kitchen. He complained that the food there is inedible, and it's dangerous for a boy his age to be around all those homeless people. I told him I knew he wasn't fourteen, but he insisted he was. I then directed him to the nearby homeless shelter where he can get all sorts of social services, particularly if he's actually fourteen years old (which he clearly wasn't). Again, too dangerous for him, he said. Finally, I walked with him to the hotdog stand a few yards away and bought him two hotdogs.

Later that day, I saw him on those same steps (leading into the train station) counting a wad of bills large enough to choke a horse. Ninety percent of the time, these guys are scammers making an easy living for themselves.

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I think I recognized one of the intersection beggars in a Weight Watchers meeting last week.

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You guys need ta stop giving these fuggs money....
Especially fugging large amounts...
Fuggs disappear when ya set em up like that for the day.

They need more time on the corner so I can roll by and pelt the fuggas with a good pattern of pennies.

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Originally Posted by renegade50
You guys need ta stop giving these fuggs money....
Especially fugging large amounts...
Fuggs disappear when ya set em up like that for the day.

They need more time on the corner so I can roll by and pelt the fuggas with a good pattern of pennies.




at least throw baby carrots


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Originally Posted by slumlord
The Bible says we may be entertaining angels.


Maybe Varmintguy is actually a cyber angel, a ministering spirit sent to serve those that would inherit salvation. Uh oh, now what?


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If you watch them long enough they will walk back to their car to eat or take a break and count money.


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There was a homeless guy standing outside a store I frequent often. Had a sighn that read, ' need money'. I was going to give him twenty dollars, but went in the store instead,and used the money towards some 22 ammo, and a hard to find RCBS shell holder for 45-70.

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Originally Posted by Fireball2
Originally Posted by slumlord
The Bible says we may be entertaining angels.


Maybe Varmintguy is actually a cyber angel, a ministering spirit sent to serve those that would inherit salvation. Uh oh, now what?


Angels don’t confound truth and attack humans with belligerent, baseless medication induced rants.

I’m not a partaker of strong drink, I see things others are missing.

Of the many spiritual gifts outlined in God’s Holy Word, He gave me the gift of discernment. grin

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Originally Posted by HuntnShoot
I thought this was going to be a story about an epic and economical blow job.


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