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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Funny signs on the wall. Ever see any you like?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Please flush twice, Its a long way to the kitchen.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"Our aim is to keep this restroom clean. Your aim will help."
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Please flush twice, Its a long way to the kitchen. Flush twice for Memphis But it was handwritten
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Men: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service Women: No Shoes, No Shirt, Free Drinks
Dale
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2009
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"Please do not throw toothpicks in the urinal. The crabs can pole vault"
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Sep 2014
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Bulls with short horns please stand close, the next guy may be barefoot.
Truck drivers with 13 speedshitters, please use low range, toilet not equipped with mudflaps.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire Member
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Campfire Member
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Wash your hands ya filthy animal!
Pershing 1A. No city too big, no populated area too small. We even get the roaches.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2009
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Oh. Just remembered this one!
Please Refrain from throwing cigarette butts in the urinal It makes them soggy and hard to light.
Last edited by kaywoodie; 01/25/21.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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OUR CREDIT MANAGER IS HELEN WAITE. IF YOU WANT CREDIT, GO TO HELEN WAITE!
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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There used to be a bar at a little resort up on Lake Mille Lacs here in Minnesota. They had a non descript sign hanging on the wall near the beer taps and it simply said: Y Q H J C Y A D O T C! I made the mistake of asking the barkeep what the damned sign stood for. His answer was YOUR QURIOUSITY HAS JUST COST YOU A DOLLAR ON THE CEILING! I ponied up a buck, he wrapped it around a quart with a thumb tack sticking out of it, and tossed it up and stuck it to the sheet rock ceiling. He would donate those dollar bills to a charity and had given over $200.00 that year alone.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
Joined: May 2016
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Be like dad , not like sis , Lift the lid before you piss !
One of my favorites, He who writes upon bathroom walls Rolls his shiit in little balls He who reads these words of wit Eats those little balls of shiit !
😃Kenneth
Last edited by Kenneth66; 01/25/21.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Don't tell Mom I work in the Oilfield, she thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse.
Hanging over the piano in a whorehouse in South Louisiana 30 years ago.
Don't ask how I know.
There is a war on America and America is losing
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Here I sit, brokenhearted...
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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tried to $hit, but only farted !
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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tried to $hit, but only farted ! In the days of pay toilets it was "paid to $hit and only farted."
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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In a tavern in Vallonia, Indiana is a sign that says “You can always tell a German cause’ you can’t tell him much.”
Last edited by JTrapper73; 01/25/21.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Oh. Just remembered this one!
Please Refrain from throwing cigarette butts in the urinal It makes them soggy and hard to light. Read by James Earl Jones, bathroom wisdom. Now on audio books.
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