Me: You look low in potassium. Eat my banana and I’ll feel so much better.
Girl: That has potassium in it?
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Only the juice.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death. "It would have been a good distance shot if they hadn't been so far away". Seth Kantner in "Shopping for Porcupine"
I'm stealing that one, and yes they are, but, on the bright side, there's not that many, Trump Won in a Landslide.