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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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Oh my wife hates me.. I sleep in the garage on a old Army Cot..
Jack Rag.
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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Posts: 23,500
Oh my wife hates me.. I sleep in the garage on a old Army Cot..
Jack Rag.
😬🦫
Only on Saturday nights
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego.
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Campfire 'Bwana
Campfire 'Bwana
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Two years ago.
Taken last month. She'll be sixty in Feb..
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A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Campfire Oracle
Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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I’m starting to wonder what slumlord brings to the table.
Returns the landshark bottles.
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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Posts: 4,392
Care to be serious?
I married one of these.
and what does the Lord require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God? (Micah 6:8)
d.v.
Musings on TDS
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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Married ten years. High school sweethearts.
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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Sent me this a while back, trying to get me to leave work early
Unsuccessful
Never have understood why you talk her down so much
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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Because she's also my ex wife. Until I get that money back, DGAF
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Posts: 6,960
Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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Posts: 6,960
Me and Renegade50 got back after dark seen headlights on the other end of the house. LOL
She was digging a footing for her custom tile shower addition.
I hated to ask her for a cold one.
Sooo, didja say please?
Mark NRA Life Member Anytime anyone kicks cancers azz is a good day! ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~ Oh The Drama!
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Kahuna
Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
OP
Campfire Ranger
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Ping pong balls for the win. Once you've wrestled everything else in life is easy. Dan Gable I keep my circle small, I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies. Ain’t easy havin pals.
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Campfire Member
Campfire Member
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Posts: 202
Was at a Christmas party few years back and we played "The Newly Wed" game. This huge woman was asked what will you husband say is your bra size....well, he comes back in the room and they ask him "What size bra your wife wear/" He said "I don t know, but it a big un" Well, thought she would kill him...funniest thing I had ever heard!
O.B.Wallace
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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Posts: 16,076
Was at a Christmas party few years back and we played "The Newly Wed" game. This huge woman was asked what will you husband say is your bra size....well, he comes back in the room and they ask him "What size bra your wife wear/" He said "I don t know, but it a big un" Well, thought she would kill him...funniest thing I had ever heard!
Same as my coat size...46 long!
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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Posts: 10,068
Ain't showing you pervs anything closer:
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Regular
Campfire Regular
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Nothing like the old “ball and chain” wife.
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I was thinking the other day how much I used to hate Bill Clinton. He was freaking George Washington compared to what they are now.
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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At this point in my life, I'll trade hormonal attraction for helping me put a roof on any day
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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Mine broke her wrist and has a plate and screws....so no help on such projects. Well, she will bring me beer.
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