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Re: Its meme time [Re: auk1124] #15815676 02/20/21
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Originally Posted by auk1124
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Driveway? No guy in his right mind would ever leave that garage.


Well, he could at least park in back once in awhile.


From the looks of things I'd say a combine could probably fit in that garage sideways.


Maybe his name is Big Jim and he's driving a combine. grin


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Re: Its meme time [Re: gregintenn] #15815682 02/20/21
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Originally Posted by gregintenn


For you guys who’ve never actually seen a live vagina, they are elastic, and will revert to their original size after you get done playing with it, or even after child birth.



Some of us have been there, done that AND have a sense of humor.

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Re: Its meme time [Re: mathman] #15815692 02/20/21
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Originally Posted by mathman
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From the looks of things I'd say a combine could probably fit in that garage sideways.

He ain’t gay and has a beautiful family. I expect I’d like him.

For you guys who’ve never actually seen a live vagina, they are elastic, and will revert to their original size after you get done playing with it, or even after child birth.



Some of us have been there, done that AND have a sense of humor .[/quote]

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Re: Its meme time [Re: watch4bear] #15815695 02/20/21
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Stretch a mile 'fore it tears an inch.


Re: Its meme time [Re: gregintenn] #15815812 02/20/21
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Originally Posted by gregintenn
For you guys who’ve never actually seen a live vagina, they are elastic, and will revert to their original size after you get done playing with it, or even after child birth.


So are the top of my socks, but I can still only pull my foot out so many times before the fugger wears out and looks like a wrinkled wizard sleeve...

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Re: Its meme time [Re: gonehuntin] #15815841 02/20/21
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I tried that, 1800.00 damages. Only going 30 mph

Re: Its meme time [Re: Futura] #15815842 02/20/21
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Probably can’t tell when he’s in the driveway either



What caused that many????

Re: Its meme time [Re: watch4bear] #15815877 02/20/21
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Something in the water, maybe?

Re: Its meme time [Re: pdog2062] #15815935 02/20/21
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Originally Posted by pdog2062
You can’t wear out anything that is self-lubricating


But they sure howl if you get in there with a hangnail.

Re: Its meme time [Re: watch4bear] #15816004 02/20/21
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I read somewhere that they’ve finally figured out what causes pregnancy 😊


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Re: Its meme time [Re: watch4bear] #15816018 02/20/21
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Re: Its meme time [Re: watch4bear] #15816109 02/20/21
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Re: Its meme time [Re: Wannabebwana] #15816162 02/20/21
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Originally Posted by Wannabebwana
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You can’t wear out anything that is self-lubricating


But they sure howl if you get in there with a hangnail.

If you have a hangnail on your crank you should see a urologist or something.


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Re: Its meme time [Re: hanco] #15816313 02/20/21
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Originally Posted by hanco
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Probably can’t tell when he’s in the driveway either



What caused that many????



Repetition.


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Re: Its meme time [Re: pdog2062] #15816403 02/20/21
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Originally Posted by pdog2062
You can’t wear out anything that is self-lubricating

It probably get less use in production mode than were it in practice mode...

Maybe he is into self deprivation?

Or is only home a few weeks a year for touch and go refreshers...


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Re: Its meme time [Re: watch4bear] #15816847 02/20/21
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Re: Its meme time [Re: gregintenn] #15816926 02/20/21
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Originally Posted by gregintenn

For you guys who’ve never actually seen a live vagina, they are elastic, and will revert to their original size after you get done playing with it, or even after child birth.



Ummm...

No.


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Re: Its meme time [Re: Pharmseller] #15816949 02/20/21
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Originally Posted by Pharmseller
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For you guys who’ve never actually seen a live vagina, they are elastic, and will revert to their original size after you get done playing with it, or even after child birth.



Ummm...

No.


Absolutely not. Frequently it tears and a stitch or two is needed. A good doctor will take an extra stitch or two and tighten it up a bit. A doctor like that is to be cherished.


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Re: Its meme time [Re: Cretch] #15817047 02/20/21
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Yep. Sorry MF

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